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cluster-fuck-chaos (CFC)

A nuclear level of disorganized and disgusting clutter that one might find on a table, a desk or in a messy room. It might include partially opened mail, old half-eaten food, dirty socks, sweaty clothes and general shit people don't pick up.

Alternative definition: an adventure or activity that has gone so colossally wrong, in so many ways and with great intensity, that you can't remember what it was you were trying to do in the first place.
Mom, I'm afraid we've let the living room get to the cluster-fuck-chaos (CFC) level, again. I'll get the shovels, you get the hazmat suits.
Or
Honey, I don't know why we are at the bottom of the ravine, in a car with two flat tires, covered in goat shit or why that indigenous fellow is pointing a spear at us but I think cluster fuck chaos pretty much covers it. Your thoughts?
by Traumatized December 17, 2008
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chamorro

1. a language of the NORTHERN MARIANA ISLANDS (Saipan, Guam, Rota, Tinian, etc.)

2. a person from the NORTHERN MARIAN ISLANDS
a: What language do you speak?
b: Chamorro
a: What are you?
b: Chamorro
a: So your asian?
b: NO STUPID, Im Chamorro!
by Wendy Camacho June 13, 2005
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Chamorro

Indigenous people to the lovely island of Guahan, or Guam for you outsiders. They're known for their awesome barbecue and unique finadene sauce. Although some think they're Filipino, THEY'RE NOT. Totally different ethnicity, totally different island. Chamorros are very hospitable, welcoming, and for some reason are very patriotic, despite the recent and ongoing conflict in regard to the upcoming Military build-up. They're definitely people you want on your side. They are very family oriented and over-protective for good reason. They are currently fighting for political identity, war reparations for WWII victims and veterans, and indigenous rights. They can be the most respectful, loving, and welcoming people but in extreme situations, the most feared.
Chamorros are very patriotic in that Guam has the highest enlistment rate in the US.
by Guahan4Life January 8, 2012
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Chaos Emperor Dragon - Envoy of the End -

The Lord of all Cheese. One of the 13 cards banned in Duel Monsters, it is perhaps the most hated card in the game next to Yata-Garasu (see Yata-lock).

Chaos Emperor Dragon - Envoy of the End
Dragon/Dark/8/3000/2500
This card can only be Special Summoned by removing 1 LIGHT and 1 DARK monster in your Graveyard from play. Pay 1000 of your Life Points to send all cards in both players' hands and on the field to the Graveyard. Inflict 300 points of damage to your opponent's Life Points for each card that is sent to the Graveyard by this effect.

Alongside the priority rule, this card couldn't be stopped without a stupidly situational counter.
"Pay 1000. The field goes BOOM."
by Hino-Kagu-Tsuchi December 17, 2004
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The Runescape Chaos Theory

The game by the name of Runescape is becoming ever so popular these days, but there are lots of people who chose to hate it aswell. While the controversy is heating up more and more, there might be a solution that could turn the tides. With the third generation of game consoles on the market, there are new possibilities.
Since Runescape is an MMORPG, anybody can play and everyone can play at the same time. With online play becoming the biggest thing since iPods, Runescape might just have a shot at targeting the whole community.
There are three new systems on the market, listed in order of capability and power: the sony playstation 3, the xbox 360, and the nintendo Wii. If Jagex could create a universal program that would allow a person with any of these new systems to play runescape on their system together, regardless of power(eg, xbox players can play agains/with Wii players), some interesting things might happen.
The basic idea of the theory is that the mmorpg is ported up to the more powerful consoles. This allows for a much more complex battle system, aswell as much more in depth gameplay. All complaints about the game could easily be solved with the port up.
The major complaints about the game are of the combat system or of the graphics. While grahpics could easily be achieved, a combat system would be the major part of the ugprade. Players could fight on equal grounds and not have to rely on luck or one level differences, which would bring back a lot of the quitters.
By default, rpgs are all about stat building and unlocking secrets and stories, etc. But in runescape, stat building is often halted by overcrowding, usually with one person hogging all the resources in one area. This makes leveling up almost impossible. This could easily be solved via a single player mode that is played on the console rather than a server, like any other rpg.
And the one thing that 99% of people will agree on is that once you get to higher levels, it takes impractical amounts of time to get so little experience. The best example is the mining skill. In alomst any rpg, the higher a skill is, the faster and easier you can do things, while unlocking more capabilities. In runescape, the player can be forty levels higher than the requesite level, which should normally make that skill happen very fast, but in this case, the player can wait for long periods of time for a single ore. This could also be easily solved by using personal skills involving minigames or actually using combos to gather ores faster and more practically.
Players will be able to port their original characters onto their console and manage their accounts.
Another thing that might seem totally wild, but very practical would be for runescape players to create their own runescape world by buying different pieces of environment for different amounts of money.
All of this is hypothetical and theorized, but could be put into effect with some persuasion of jagex hasn't already thought of it already.
The Runescape Chaos Theory could be the next biggest thing since the wheel.
by Slatte October 2, 2006
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Chaos Faerie

A group of homosexuals and gypsies that attempt to make music.
"You are SHIT! - A popular song performed by Chaos Faerie after looking in the mirror.

Herpes > BrokenCyde > Chaos Faerie.
by ChaosShit July 12, 2009
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Chaos Goblin Line Cook

no. It's that vibe. Its unstable line cook. It's the confidence, its the fawning. Doesn't matter if you're hung over, haven't washed in 3 days, and or high. He doesn't care he'll still suck a fart out of your ass. Right there and then. He'll fawn all over you and give you free drugs. Some girls get it and some girls just don't. He's got that unstable soft boi grunge free spirit thing going.

think Pete Davidson
"Guys want a Manic Pixie Dream Girl, girls are after the Chaos Goblin Line Cook."
by THI355Y February 25, 2022
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