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cannon penis

a big penis first defined in a joke made by a youtuber
by annabeth aanse August 10, 2012
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Cannon-Cock

The alternative (and nicer) way to say someone has a "chode".
"All Rodger does is brag about his huge penis."
"Don't let him fool you -- he's got a Cannon-Cock..."
by Zavala's Vanguard Asshole February 28, 2020
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Cannon Wicks

When you go over to a friends house and you see one of your buddies family members fully nude in a dim lit room.
Dude, I went over to Chad’s house, and his brother was completely naked!

“Bro, you just got cannon wicksed
by Diynfl March 2, 2022
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Cannon sess

When a group of young educated men get together and throw in enormous lippers.
Hey Dick would you like to cannon sess with Lance and I.
by punit January 17, 2008
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Cannon Toe

Like a cammel Toe but for men who wear ladies underwear
by Devil's Doom Lord June 15, 2012
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cannon-fodder complex

Psychological characteristic of a person who is too afraid to play any fast-paced sport that involves a ball, such as football, soccer, baseball, or basketball because he or she is too afraid of getting injured during rough playing, and/or because he/she is too afraid of the ball when it's thrown or kicked at him/her at high velocity.

Called a "cannon-fodder complex" because the person playing the sport feels like a cheap under-protected soldier being sent first against the enemy while having to avoid deadly enemy fire). So in fact, he or she thinks that it's too dangerous to catch, stop, or volley the ball while it's travelling at high velocity.
1.Having a cannon-fodder complex is one of the main reasons I hate playing sports.

2.Shit, we lost the game all because of some wussy in our team who turned out to have a cannon-fodder complex!

3.People with severe cases of cannon-fodder complexes are one of the main reasons that dodgeball was outlawed in schools.
by Mark H July 10, 2004
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Cannon Rusher

A player on the game Starcraft who quickly builds Photon Cannons inside an enemies base, before the enemy himself realizes it and dies due to the numerous Photon Cannon's advancing towards his structures.
YOU Fucking n00b I said no cannon Rushing!
by GoSu February 23, 2005
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