Calendar Lockout

When you forget to buy a calendar in the beginning of the year, you realize it months later, and you are too poor, dumb or lazy to buy a new one.

Oh shit it's may, and I didn't buy a calendar, no way Im spending that money now. This is bullshit.

I guess you had a calendar lockout this year

by Swagglord August 11, 2012

National Make a Calendar Day

The Day of which national day calendar's are made

Yooo it's national make a calendar day, let's make a national calendar

by McCade Mandrel November 26, 2021

PJ Woods and Co Calendar

Calendar full of the craziest days of the year

I checked my bro's calendar to realize it was a PJ Woods and Co Calendar

by RyZ Raps November 12, 2025

Advent Calendar

A special calendar used to count down the days to Christmas, starting on December 1st and ending on December 24th.

Siena Raponi is just like an advent calendar. Every day you’re around her you’ll find something you love more.

by joecrenshaw November 28, 2025

Tinder Advent Calendar

Swiping psychotically through Tinder after dinner each night of the holidays to kill time and ensure matches.

Alone in quarantine or bored stiff on their parents' couch, young singles everywhere swipe to the end of their daily allowance, reaping a heinous daily match with a past-prime hometown hottie, or the waiter from the cafe downstairs you've never seen with his mask off. Tinder Advent Calendar matches offer all the short-lived indulgence of the advent chocolates of childhood, but with the added risk of a dick pic.

Harriet's Tinder Advent Calendar currently features Abs Joe from Chem, now a year-round receptionist, and Cute Window Guy who makes ugly infographics on his Instagram.

by daltonjfk December 17, 2020

Jackson Calendar

A calendar that includes June 31st instead of July 1st and goes straight to July 2nd just in case you failed No Jerk July on the first day like Jackson

That freaking gooner had to use the Jackson Calendar

by TheStupendousOne July 2, 2025

Jackson Calendar

A calendar that completely skips over July 1st and has June 32nd instead to avoid failing No Jerk July on the first day

Maddox failed bro he had to use the Jackson Calendar

by TheStupendousOne July 2, 2025