caffeine powder

Cocaine.... it’s cocaine

“How do you not drink coffee in the morning”
“I just use “caffeine powder”

by SinfulVirtue March 1, 2020

caffeine shits

The act of drinking a caffeinated beverage, then soon after having to shit.
Also referred to as Caffeinated Shits; Caff Shits, coffee shits.

Person 1: I just chugged a redbull and now it feels like an avalanche of shit is rupturing inside me!
Person 2: That’s what the Caffeine Shits will do to you.

by XxRoar2009xX January 14, 2021

caffeine time travel

The action of taking a large (and rather unhealthy) dose of caffeine to speed up the conscious perception of time.

Bro, I really don't want to show up to shitty work today, I'm just going to do some caffeine time travel.

by TheQuantumMadness August 8, 2022

Caffeine Window

2. A window of opportunity from early a.m. until usually about noon or 1 p.m., in which drinking caffeine is ok. For the recovering caffeine addict who can no longer drink caffeine after mid-morning or early afternoon, lest he be force into some sort of crazy all-nighter bullshit, in which he's either up all night unable to sleep or simply brewing pot after pot in order to generate an next morning mania for work.

Dude 1: I can't have coffee at night anymore.
Dude 2: Oh? Why's that?
Dude 1: Waaaay too late. I'm outside today's caffeine window.
Dude 2: Ha! Whatever...

Dude 1 goes and gets a coffee anyway.

by java bo jangles July 5, 2011

Half past caffeine

Approximately half an hour after caffeine o'clock, at which point a visit to the bathroom is commonly required.

Often a forgotten consequence of caffeine o'clock, half past caffeine tends to become pressingly apparent to the victim at a most inconvenient time.

Supervisor: Where do you think you're going? You just had your coffee break half an hour ago!

Victim: Yes, which makes it half past caffeine! Oh god!

by archangel62 May 28, 2009

caffeine

Caffeine is a central nervous system stimulant, and many stoners use it to deter the fact that they are most of the time wasting their lives smoking pot for hours, instead of doing something productive.

”Ｈey man like um don't you know everyone who hates stoners consumes poisons such as alcohol and (caffeine). Stoners are generally a friendly minority, peaceful, and harmless, there isn't any proof against that, and it's not like a lot of stoners are just thugs who think they are tough. The arrogant people bitching about them smoking marijuana, are usually totally worse than the guy standing on the corner with his squad, slinging pot to strangers, and breaking into peoples houses to steal their stuff if their is weed plants inside.

by Someone with a brain, stupid August 5, 2016

caffiene cocktail

made by dr dew the worlds leading expert in caffinated beverages it is the elixir
of the gods. they bath with this liqudated heavan it

ingridients include:
amp
amp overdrive
Noz
monster
full throttle
amp n e thing
all the monsters
all the full throttels
all the mountain dew flavors
the sobe energy drinks
rockstars
the hulk hogan drink
vault
basicly n e thing with caffiene n it
rip it
red bull
power thirst
pixie stixs

hey guys wanna make the caffiene cocktail tonight?
guys u wanna go cheese?
guys im cheesing my effing ballz off right now

by dr dew May 9, 2008