A person who repeats the same shit over and over in a monotone droning voice. Buttcrickets lack all sense of logic and reason and rely on their incessant repetition in an attempt to drill their nonsensical points into the heads of their victims. Buttcrickets have been listed on the endangered species list.
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When a man is having sex and is about to ejaculate, he pulls out of the woman, slaps her on the stomach, and then ejaculates all over her stomach.
Reggie: "I was having sex with Jennifer when I decided to pull out and give her a buttermilk pancake."
Bruce: "Did you remember to slap her on the stomach?"
Reggie: "Yea, I remembered to warm up the skillet."
Bruce: "Did you remember to slap her on the stomach?"
Reggie: "Yea, I remembered to warm up the skillet."
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Get the Butterfuck mug.When a person is falsely accused of a wrongdoing so they harshly beat the accuser with a sock filled with frozen butter and then proceed to ass rape the beaten persons wife or husband.
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I hate how a project nigga comes into some cake, and then next thing ya know, it's all bling, Benz and a wind-sprint to be another fly-in-the-buttermilk.
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