A person who is very proficient in the art of the deadly fart, it may be silent, it may be noisy, but one always knows for a fact that it will be stinky, it will clear the room, and sicken the occupants with it's ghastly odor, this term was coined by the fact that some of these odoious folk have actually cracked the skin around the butthole by releasing their poisonous gas.
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Buttsecks-v.,n.
Buttsecks is quite good, and is exceptionally accepted among the African-American culture of the United States. African American males prefer to have anal intercourse with Anglo-American females who have what is called a "phat ass". When anal sex does awry, the white female "biatch" is then transformed into and obese women, most commonly called a "baby momma" or a "stupid nappy headed ho" Buttsecks was first introduced during greek times by Aristotle who once said in his book "The Buttsecks, he who hath no buttsecks, shall deliver its ass to hell and all its inhabitants." More commonly referred in the Holy Bible Psalm 3 John 3:7
Buttsecks is quite good, and is exceptionally accepted among the African-American culture of the United States. African American males prefer to have anal intercourse with Anglo-American females who have what is called a "phat ass". When anal sex does awry, the white female "biatch" is then transformed into and obese women, most commonly called a "baby momma" or a "stupid nappy headed ho" Buttsecks was first introduced during greek times by Aristotle who once said in his book "The Buttsecks, he who hath no buttsecks, shall deliver its ass to hell and all its inhabitants." More commonly referred in the Holy Bible Psalm 3 John 3:7
1.Tyreese, I believe I am going to buttsecks Maisha on the morrow
2.Teacher: Jamal, I understand your prerogative, but buttsecks is better than crack
2.Teacher: Jamal, I understand your prerogative, but buttsecks is better than crack
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They will enjoy the pleasure so much they will show you their tears of joy
If they cry, use the tears as lubrication or as a punishment use no lube at all.
They will enjoy the pleasure so much they will show you their tears of joy
If they cry, use the tears as lubrication or as a punishment use no lube at all.
Surprise Buttsecks:
Guy: Baby, can I stick it in your pooper?
Girl: No because it will hurt.
Guy: I'll be gentle, I'll go slow.
Girl: I said no, I told you to stop asking.
Guy: Oh well......SURPRISE!!
Girl: OMG! , STOP!, NO!
Guy: When you say no, all I hear is, "No don't stop"
Girl: This is rape!
Guy: I said surprise and it's not rape if you say surprise.
Guy: Baby, can I stick it in your pooper?
Girl: No because it will hurt.
Guy: I'll be gentle, I'll go slow.
Girl: I said no, I told you to stop asking.
Guy: Oh well......SURPRISE!!
Girl: OMG! , STOP!, NO!
Guy: When you say no, all I hear is, "No don't stop"
Girl: This is rape!
Guy: I said surprise and it's not rape if you say surprise.
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