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mosquito bites

When one's tatas are so small they look similar to mosquito bites. The chick in a group of girls with the smallest bazooms.
Wow Teresa you don't even need a bra for them mosquito bites!
by LindseyHarris October 20, 2006
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Bates Method

The BATES method is an acronym for a specific approach to reach a certain goal: destroying a sexual conquest's relationship with her boyfriend for the purpose of having sexual intercourse with her. The BATES method invariably ends in complete separation from the original target. The BATES method is as follows:

Build relationship
Alienate boyfriend
Tear them apart
Engage physically
Separate completely
Remember that girl I wanted to get with, the one with the boyfriend? I used the BATES method and finally got with her. Sucks for her boyfriend.
by Methodology1 January 27, 2010
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obnoxious brutes

Strong body-builder type men who act cocky who all the girls fall for. A bit of an injustice if you ask me...
Why do girls fall for all these obnoxious brutes and not me? Inustice!
by yaboi33144 December 6, 2016
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Cheesecake Bites

Where your partner masterbates onto your asshole, then you take the asshole jizz mixture and freeze the mixture into ice cube trays. Put your ice cube tray into the freezer and freeze for an hour. Finally you and your partner eat the frozen cheese cake bites during Netflix and chill sessions.
Derrick wanted John to make "Cheesecake Bites" so they could have a snack while binge watching I was Teenaged Werewolf on Netflix.
by StickamanJensen May 29, 2017
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Bateson

Verb - to leave a large party or gathering unexpectedly and without word, presumably to avoid having your friends try to change your mind.
I was so wasted last night that I had to bateson. Sorry, fellas.
by PeeeJaay October 19, 2011
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brutes

the gang members were all brutes
by vitchek August 6, 2004
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Batesyed

When a picture has been edited to include a big dildo.
Dunney reposted and now his profile pic has been batesyed.
by Ed171 March 23, 2017
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