butcher's turd

A standard of unimaginable richness, originally used to complement a host's cooking at polite dinner parties. Latterly - and frankly much more amusingly - used to indicate extreme hypocrisy in the actions of public figures.

"Mrs Bennet, I do declare, your devilled kidneys really are as rich as a butcher's turd" - Jane Austen, 'Pride and Prejudice'. "Straight from invading Iraq and Afganistan, Tony Blair has laid a fresh butcher's turd by accepting the role of Middle East Peace Envoy" - Jon Snow, Channel 4 News.

by TheBigg6 August 31, 2010

mouth butcher

a dentist, usually one provided by the English National Health Service

"whats up with your face mate?"
"been to the mouth butcher, cut me a bit and yanked 3 out"

by Foxhill January 12, 2005

Bitched

to have been turned into a persons bitch, for a moment or eternity.

Fork got bitched when reb rammed him with that dildo, "Fist of Death"

by Jmechy February 24, 2003

Sneaky Butcher

A sneaky butcher is a ghey man.

The kind who takes his meat round the back.

OMG he's a sneaky butcher?

by def November 3, 2003

batched

verb: vomited

After Lars ate an entire quart of malted milk balls with 6 beers, that dude batched!

by Jangaard May 6, 2010

butcher's

In cockney rhyming slang, to "have a butcher's" means to have a look, from the rhyming slang "butcher's hook".

Let's have a buthcer's around the grounds then, shall we?

by Santi July 29, 2005

fanny like a Turkish butcher's shop window

A well-used, ill-kept monstrosity of a quim that wouldn’t look out of place on either a Picasso painting or on the side of a rugby player’s head. The resemblance to a sack of offal is accompanied by a smell that can only be described as “like Captain Birdseye’s arse”.

"Fuck me Colin, she had a fanny like a Turkish butcher's shop window! Couldn't make head nor tail of the bastard"

"Serves her right for having seven kids”

by Burro's Dead Nan November 28, 2006