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Cunt Bastering

The act of knocking yourself up with your brother in-laws semen to save your insane relationship while you emotionally destroy another human being because you're a selfish cunt and you want a little action on the side.
Did you hear that Julie is Cunt Bastering herself again? What a worthless piece of shit whore!
by TheGodf@ther August 3, 2018
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Crumpet buttering

The act of ruining one's day exponentially and causing them anguish. Usually by denying a privilege or breaking a personal item. Sometimes just being a general annoyance to someone.
"That really was a crumpet buttering you gave him earlier."
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Bloody Buggering Hell

Used by non-swearers to express mild irritation.
**falls down four stairs**

AH! BLOODY BUGGERING HELL!
by Triple J April 26, 2005
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Buffering Bowl

The bong hit you take while waiting for your pirated movie to load enough to watch it for another 10 minutes, because your a stoner and have crappy internet.
Fuck, South Park is taking forever to load. Time for a buffering bowl.
by 240240240 November 12, 2011
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Buttering the Popcorn

The cum covered body of the person in the center of an orgy.
Friend: Dude, where were you last Friday?

You: We were buttering the popcorn in the locker room.
by Themadpotato55 May 24, 2017
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Nipple buttering

The buttering of the nipple and/or surrounding skin. This serves as a moisturizer and lubricant for sexual activities.
The couple found the practiced 'nipple buttering' technique provided the most pleasurable sexual experience.
by TheNippleButterer November 26, 2013
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Buttering the toast

When you're having sex with a girl and you pull out to ejacualte on her crotch and start spreading it around like butter on toast.
My girlfriend wouldn't let me cum in her so I ended up buttering the toast
by asian4hire December 5, 2016
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