Burst Mattress

A burst mattress pertains to a vagina or gootherus that is not well kept. The pubic hair protrudes out the sides of the underwear, resembling a well worn mattress, with its stuffing coming through the seams

“Her lady garden hasn’t had a gardener in a while, it looks like a burst mattress “

by Gootherologist2020 November 25, 2020

Choda Burst

1 A fart that bellows toward the genitals, usually warming the scrotum or making a "flat" clapping sound from under the balls. 2 Also can be used as a derogative name for a real douche bag.

1 I was sitting in my office chair when I squeezed out a real Choda Burst!

2 Max from accounting, that guy is a real Choda Burst!

by Mister Mayhem August 24, 2009

burst

Scottish vernacular for something broken, punctured or otherwise gubbed.

The fitba was o'er because wee Eck's toepoke burst the feckin baw.

by Anndra Dubhacan January 15, 2006

burst

To 'burst' someone is to shoot someone.
The famous example of the word 'burst' being used in this context was in the Megaman (of so solid crew) murder case when a witness claimed he heard megaman telling a friend he was going to 'burst' someone who had disrespected him.

1.
Clarke: yo blud this new Take That tune is off da hizzle fo shizzle
Matt: Bumbaclot, if me hear u say that again i'll burst yo' b*tch ass.

2.
Jonny V - some bredrin stepped to my brother yesterday!
Matt - lets burst that wasteman!

by Jack Da Rippa May 14, 2008

Burst

When you make someone burst it means giving them a compliment that’s so good they spasm.

Also could be , bursting, or bursted.

Most people really love to burst and get bursted

julia made cameron burst

Janice: Please
Karen: No that’s weird
Janice: Just let me do it karen
Karen: fine janice just make it quick
Janice: *licks eyeball*

Karen: OH MY GOD JANICE IM BURSTING

by peytonisburstingrightnow October 22, 2017

burst

Northern English vernacular meaning 'to urinate'.

I won't be a minute, just going for a quick burst.

by Skylar K. Write July 11, 2006

fanny like a burst couch

this is another name for a bucket fanny aka a hole like a wizards sleeve. A woman who has this would say that her under carriage resembles an old burst couch left on the dump with all its stuffing hanging out the cushions! Having sex with this woman would be like putting a cocktail sausage in a hot dog roll (no point to it)

Oh my god, ive just lost my face in a fanny like a burst couch! Slurp!, slurp!, slurp!....and the face has gone!!!

It came at me from nowhere, at first i thought it was someone throwing an old couch out the window, but then i realised it was just my wife's fanny like a burst couch

by all big men want them, all small ones don't February 28, 2008