Skip to main content

bulldog with mayo

Really loose and floppy beaf curtains soaked with mucus that makes a chicks gash look like a bulldog's face after it stuck its face in a jar of mayonnaise.
"I was gonna tap this chicks ass but when i saw the bulldog with mayo I figured I owe it to myself to pass this one by and wait for something a little less used."
by phreak June 14, 2004
mugGet the bulldog with mayo mug.

Slobbery Bulldog

Upon giving road-head the recipient of the jizm places their head out of the passenger window and spits thus leaving a trail of jizm dangling from their jowls like that of a slobbering bulldog.
* While driving down the highway * " Why does that girl have her head hanging out the window? Damn, she looks like a Slobbery Bulldog."
by I'mthatNiceguy October 8, 2011
mugGet the Slobbery Bulldog mug.

Toothless Bulldog

when a womans vagina is smashed from years of cock pounding to where it looks like a toothless bulldog
hey reevse that cougar has a toothless bulldog
by easypleaser November 26, 2009
mugGet the Toothless Bulldog mug.

Jersey Bulldog

when your sitting on the crapper dropping a fresh deuce and some girl is sucking you off.
Yo Jeff, after I had some Taco Bell last night I brought home some cum dumpster. When I was sittin on the bowl she started ripping my cap off...It was some Jersey bulldog!
by MUTHA FUCKIN SNIPES December 9, 2006
mugGet the Jersey Bulldog mug.

Bulldog

Bulldog is a term used for an older man, usually 45+ years of age, that prefers the company of women at least 20 years his junior. Most encounters with bulldogs are innocent, but he will gladly bed a young women if she is willing. A bulldog should not be confused with his more popular and sexy cousin the silver fox.

Bulldogs are typically wrinkly and physically unfit, giving them a rounded physique. Most are short and stout in stature, though it is not uncommon to find a taller version. Despite their physically unattractive appearance, bulldogs have a very magnetic, charismatic, and friendly personality. It is this personality that attracts their younger partners. Of course, money helps as well. They are often described by their admirers as "cute" but rarely "handsome", "hot", or "sexy".

Bulldogs often fall prey to young women who lead them on and take advantage of their friendly nature and financial security.
Is that dude her father or her bulldog?

How does a bulldog like him pull a chick like her?

I think that bulldog over there is making eyes at you. Invite him over so he will buy us some drinks.

Man...Where are all the hot guys? All I see in here are a bunch of bulldogs.
by Nuvi March 14, 2010
mugGet the Bulldog mug.

bulldogging

Well, for those of you that are familiar with rodeo you know what that means. It's when one peson jumps off a horse and grabs the steers horns and tries to get all the steers legs off the ground for a spit decond, and it goes a little like this: There are two horses and a steer. One rider and horse on each side of the steer, the rider on the right is to keep the steer running in a straight line, the rider on the left will just off their horse and grab the steers horns and as quickly as possible try to get all four of the steers legs off the ground for a split second, and it's a hell of allota fun.
Cowboy up you pussy lets do some bulldogging, that steer ain't gonna hurt ya.
by Buckle Bunnie June 25, 2006
mugGet the bulldogging mug.

polish the bulldog

Licking the wrinkled vagina of on older lady.
The boss called Toby in her office to make him polish the bulldog when he got in trouble
by slick550 October 24, 2007
mugGet the polish the bulldog mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email