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brown kiss

When you suck a fart out of a someone's ass, hold your breath and then kiss them, releasing the fart gas into their mouth.
John: Bro Emma gave me a brown kiss last night it was so hot
James: Bro that's disgusting, get your mind checked
John: Nah bro don't kinkshame
brown kiss by Lintowl July 24, 2020

A Jaben Brown 

When two men are in 69 position, the man on top shits on the man on bottoms head. Also search for a sloppy jaben brown
After a long night of drinking, Perry gave Joshua a jaben brown.

Dan Brown philosophy 

When you're at a party or elsewhere, some people will try to talk all deep except that most of their knowledge is derived from Dan Brown novels. Easily spotted by frequent illusions to the Illuminati and the Holy Grail. The really clever ones will mix in bullshit they read on the Internet.
PERSON 1: I think Camus' "The Stranger" is one of the best illustrations of one's struggle with the absurd.

PERSON 2: Uh, yeah, and the Catholic church is trying to cover up Jesus' bloodline!

PERSON 1: Nice Dan Brown philosophy you've got there.
Dan Brown philosophy by Lairor July 28, 2008

Brown don't frown 

This refers to the fact that dark-skinned people generally look younger than their age. Similar to the phrase "Black don't crack."
"You're 50! I thought you were 35!"
"Brown don't frown, baby!"

brown and serve 

Another term for ass-to-mouth sex. The penis is brown from anal sex and then is presented (served) to the partner's mouth.
I gave Devon the Brown and serve yesterday
brown and serve by Joey Paisan January 5, 2008

brown suckies 

The discoloured portion of skin found at the terminus of a boob.
David moaned, uncontrollably, when Stephen licked his brown suckies.
brown suckies by Gym-bo December 28, 2015