I'm no jazz blogger

A complex phrase used to qualify a declarative sentence. Commonly used to clarify you are not expert on whatever it is you're talking about.

Synonyms: "I'm not an expert nor do I claim to be"

I'm no jazz blogger, but I am smarter than everyone else.

by elwags November 23, 2011

Bloggernacle

The Mormon blogosphere, a community of blogs run by mormons devoted to mormon topics. The pre-eminent mormon blog is By Common Consent, but more blogtards visit a site called Times and Seasons, known for blogocks of the highest order.

Young Brigham kneweth not what to do, for he was fired for surfing yon Bloggernacle at work.

by Jehosephat April 8, 2006

blogger

A wannabe journalist who is unqualified, uninformed, unemployed, or some combination of all three.

Blogger: "The aristocracy and the establishment are trying to keep the public in place with their lies! Bloggers like me are the only true voice in this world of sheeple! We can't trust our government! You can read more about this phenomenon in my blog."

by Richard Runcorn August 17, 2012

Boggered

The word 'boggered' is derived from the ABC show CNNNN, product of the famous Australian satire team, 'The Chaser'.

It is used in the context of a beer ad for Boggs Beer - meaning drunk or pissed.

"Let's all get boggered tonight!"

"She got absolutely boggered last night."

by Keridwen August 6, 2007

Broger Dog

A hamburger cut up and placed inside a hotdog bun.

Typically made with cheese on top.

Often used when there is a lack of hamburger buns, but abundance of hot dog buns.

Hamburgers are cut in the long direction, and placed with the round edge facing upwards. There should be some overlap in the middle of the hot dog bun, and consequently the middle section is very similar to a double (cheese) burger.

It is mandatory to have a beer with your bros while you are BBQing with the intention of making broger dogs.

Bro, I'm so glad we ran out of hamburger buns, this broger dog really hits the spot!

by Yelow August 1, 2009

Junk Bloggers

Low-class people that go in your trash can and take scrap metal, then sell it for a living.

I HATE those stupid "Junk Bloggers" that keep taking stuff out of my trash can!!!

by tootfartparty97 March 20, 2010

blogger

A rancid ass cheese who fanticizes that someone will read his/her pathetic shit. Who gives a fuck what they think about anything? They're geeks who jack off with visions of the geometry teacher dancing in their pointy little heads.

I went to crap a gnarley turd but a blogger came out instead.

by hoze-a January 15, 2006