I DONE SOILED MY BRITCHES

To poop your pants

Homer Simpson said I DONE SOILED MY BRITCHES

by Bill Bill May 24, 2018

I done wet my britches

To become overwhelmed by something most improbable.

Good gosh almighty, that comeback was so incredible I done wet my britches.

by Esteban Smarinetti October 20, 2008

Cat's Fur To Make Kitten's Britches

1. Whatever you want it to mean
2. Pointlessness.

Papa: Eat your food.
Eric: Why?
Papa: Cat's fur to make Kitten's britches, that's why!

by Eric A. S. September 7, 2005

Britches

British people that give off bitch behaviour.

Karen’s mum and dad are such Britches.

by Smarterthatyounodoubt March 17, 2021

Britches

An old, Southern grouch who uses outdated slang for pants or drawers.

Pull up those dang britches, you darn kids!

by freakadeak May 17, 2018

mall-walking britches

A pair of pants that are naturally saggy and fall to the ankles when the person wearing them begins to move in any way.

That boy over yonder needs to pull up his mall-walking britches.

by Sgt. Sticky June 5, 2023

Britches

A word that a woman named Kaila will randomly use in a sentence one day that allegedly means pants, making you wonder if she’s actually a city girl or if she’s from the country…. - Gino

“He gon sh*t his britches when I take him to court for child support”

by Ginoboyyyy March 31, 2025