Brexit

Brexit is when you promise to pull out, but you don’t.

I told Johnson we had to Brexit and when it was time he didn’t pull out.

I promised her I would pull out but instead I pulled a brexit.

Sometimes when I brexit I end up with a child 9 months later. That makes 3 these past 2 years. 2 with Teresa and one with Boris.

I am British and my wife is European so I can do a proper brexit.

by Awesomeluc December 8, 2019

Brexit

A self-inflicted disaster, requiring a distinct lack of sense.

If you want to completely brexit a bridge from Ireland to Mainland Europe, get the guy who couldn't build a bridge across the Thames.

by Boris Bridge March 21, 2021

Brexiting

Telling everyone at the party you are leaving, but actually staying

Joe yelled he was brexiting but still was there till the end of the party.

by FatherofDictionary March 30, 2019

brexiting

v. Endlessly discussing and planning an unneeded, pointless or frankly disastrous event without actually proceeding to any observable action.

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You get thrown out of college yet?

No. The Dean and them other clowns are still brexiting. Roll me up a bomber.

by gnostic3 June 22, 2019

feeling brexit

When you make a decision you instantly regret.

I voted for Trump because I thought he would be the greatest leader ever, I'm feeling brexit.

by n5473c December 18, 2016

Brexitosis

Non treatable affliction caused by historical amnesia, unabashed ignorance, bigotry and misinformation.

52% of the UK’s population, presented severe symptoms of Brexitosis during the Referendum 2016.

by Lingua forte September 16, 2018

Brexit Geezer

A Brexit Geezer is typically someone named joey hampshire that tends to head to bed during any time right after dawn

Hey that joey guy is a complete Brexit Geezer its only 9:00PM and he's goin to bed

by connels a fag April 18, 2023