Spineless-small dick-punk-ass-bitch who is forever thereafter referred to as "Dump-Me-Via-Text" and no longer has a name.
In bed with him on a Saturday morning. He jumps up and leaves after sex. She goes back to sleep and wakes up to a missed phone call; no message and a text message breakup. WTF?!?!
by Dumped Via Text October 11, 2011
this is the outfit that one wears after having a big breakup with their boyfriend/girlfriend. most of the time the exboyfriend/girlfriend try to look damn krispy.
Kid Number 1: Have you seen Janelle today?
Kid Number 2: Yeah she was lookin mighty fine. Must be her post breakup wardrobe.
Kid Number 2: Yeah she was lookin mighty fine. Must be her post breakup wardrobe.
by coolkidnumberone March 29, 2011
Having the love of your life breakup with you a week before your birthday via text message from Jeremy Rich.
by blimblam101 April 17, 2009
1.(verb) Establishing that one no longer wishes to pursue a relationship via text message.
2. (noun) tactics of a man who has no balls and does not deserve penetration.
3. (noun) tatic that will get you cussed out, your shit put on blast, and offical forfeiture of any of your muthafuckin shit left at your girlfreinds house.
2. (noun) tactics of a man who has no balls and does not deserve penetration.
3. (noun) tatic that will get you cussed out, your shit put on blast, and offical forfeiture of any of your muthafuckin shit left at your girlfreinds house.
Phone is buzzing
Girl: Its a text from my boo.
Face draws up in anger.
Girl: This bamma did not just break up with me via text message.
Freind: Dont be upset men like that do not deserve penetration and are losers anyway. Who in the hell text message Fuck him!
Girl: You are right, I guess he wont be needing these anymore(throws out boyfreinds stuff)
Freind: Text message breakups are the worst.
Girl: Its a text from my boo.
Face draws up in anger.
Girl: This bamma did not just break up with me via text message.
Freind: Dont be upset men like that do not deserve penetration and are losers anyway. Who in the hell text message Fuck him!
Girl: You are right, I guess he wont be needing these anymore(throws out boyfreinds stuff)
Freind: Text message breakups are the worst.
by mdraven22 November 6, 2009
When you live in the sticks, you understand that your best friends are going to be there till the end, knowing this, your best friend just broke up with his girlfriend, now hes sad, how do you make him feel better? Get him drunk! The redneck breakup game is when one friend has a tough breakup, you and him spend the next day-month together, constantly with a beer in your hand and his. There is no way to win the game, and the point of the game it to make him feel better. The game is about being as drunk as possible before the hangover hits. Generally 3-4 days in, hes forgotten about the breakup.
by stamoosong July 25, 2011
dude 1: so whats up with you and amy
dude 2: shes getting clingy i think i'm gonna have to give her the band aid breakup.
dude 2: shes getting clingy i think i'm gonna have to give her the band aid breakup.
by BT2009 July 10, 2009
When a guy breaks up with a girl by just cutting off all communication to a girl out of the blue. The girl then wonders if they are broken up or not.
Kasey was upset that her boyfriend wouldn't talk to her and is wondering whether they had broken up or not. Little did she know, her boyfriend The Situation, had pulled a New Jersey Breakup on her.
by EvilGingerMan September 13, 2010