by Gtron December 27, 2006
Something even a person old enough to be a grandmother and raise two adult children, own a home and have a stable career will do the day after she texted that you are the best thing that's happened in years and she loves your company so much.
A text message breakup is the sign of a person's true lack of class or character that cannot be fixed and will happen again if you let them have a second chance.
by Art Anderson March 01, 2015
The ultimate sign of disrespect in the modern world. Might as well slap them across the face with their own hand made belt that used their own back skin. Then you will also be looked down upon by your friends and you ex's friends for most likely. Ever.
text message breakup:::::: that man ho he txt msg BO with me. (army of people with weapons outside of his house) @!#$@#$@# you #$%%%$
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by Jake ST January 07, 2008
1.(verb) Establishing that one no longer wishes to pursue a relationship via text message.
2. (noun) tactics of a man who has no balls and does not deserve penetration.
3. (noun) tatic that will get you cussed out, your shit put on blast, and offical forfeiture of any of your muthafuckin shit left at your girlfreinds house.
2. (noun) tactics of a man who has no balls and does not deserve penetration.
3. (noun) tatic that will get you cussed out, your shit put on blast, and offical forfeiture of any of your muthafuckin shit left at your girlfreinds house.
Phone is buzzing
Girl: Its a text from my boo.
Face draws up in anger.
Girl: This bamma did not just break up with me via text message.
Freind: Dont be upset men like that do not deserve penetration and are losers anyway. Who in the hell text message Fuck him!
Girl: You are right, I guess he wont be needing these anymore(throws out boyfreinds stuff)
Freind: Text message breakups are the worst.
Girl: Its a text from my boo.
Face draws up in anger.
Girl: This bamma did not just break up with me via text message.
Freind: Dont be upset men like that do not deserve penetration and are losers anyway. Who in the hell text message Fuck him!
Girl: You are right, I guess he wont be needing these anymore(throws out boyfreinds stuff)
Freind: Text message breakups are the worst.
by mdraven22 November 06, 2009
Recent statistics also show text message breakups automatically lower testosterone levels by 50%.
The Dreaded T.M.B:
"Hey bby I'm sorry but I don't think this is working out."
Congratulations, dumbass! You broke up with somebody though a text message... and you still have the nerve to call them baby in the same message you used to break up with them? Wow. Amazing. You did a 2 in 1!
...So now this chick is crying because she got the most devastating text message that has ever been sent to her sidekick. She reads the text message and calls him back.
NO REPLY.
So then, this dumbass doesn't pick up the phone but he sends another text message.
WHAT THE FUCK!??!?
So... the chick gets mad and she sends a 9 page message that contains at least 2 curse words per sentence... In ALL
CAPS... but no matter what the message says... it always ends in these words: "YOU'LL BE SORRY! " >=
you can't forget the mad face...it plays a very important role in a text message break up
...Genius isn't it?
The Dreaded T.M.B:
"Hey bby I'm sorry but I don't think this is working out."
Congratulations, dumbass! You broke up with somebody though a text message... and you still have the nerve to call them baby in the same message you used to break up with them? Wow. Amazing. You did a 2 in 1!
...So now this chick is crying because she got the most devastating text message that has ever been sent to her sidekick. She reads the text message and calls him back.
NO REPLY.
So then, this dumbass doesn't pick up the phone but he sends another text message.
WHAT THE FUCK!??!?
So... the chick gets mad and she sends a 9 page message that contains at least 2 curse words per sentence... In ALL
CAPS... but no matter what the message says... it always ends in these words: "YOU'LL BE SORRY! " >=
you can't forget the mad face...it plays a very important role in a text message break up
...Genius isn't it?
by anti-TMB campagin August 21, 2009
The lowest of the low. Quite possibly the best way to let all your soon-to-be angry ex's friends know you have no balls.
(True Story)
Girl: I think we're doing great, I'm going to his house this weekend!
Friend: Aww, that's sweet! You guys are perfect for each other!
Girl: I know! He's the greatest!
-girl's phone vibrates-
Boy (In Text): Hey... Umm... I'm sorry but this isn't working out. I like it better when we where friends.
Girl: WHAT THE F%^&#?!?!
Friend: What?
Girl: I JUST EXPERIENCED A TEXT MESSAGE BREAKUP!
Friend: What a loser!
Girl: I KNOW! HE CAN'T EVEN SPELL "WERE" RIGHT!
Girl: I think we're doing great, I'm going to his house this weekend!
Friend: Aww, that's sweet! You guys are perfect for each other!
Girl: I know! He's the greatest!
-girl's phone vibrates-
Boy (In Text): Hey... Umm... I'm sorry but this isn't working out. I like it better when we where friends.
Girl: WHAT THE F%^&#?!?!
Friend: What?
Girl: I JUST EXPERIENCED A TEXT MESSAGE BREAKUP!
Friend: What a loser!
Girl: I KNOW! HE CAN'T EVEN SPELL "WERE" RIGHT!
by Tananadadada January 08, 2009
When a boyfriend or girlfriend doesn't have the guts to breakup in person so they end up sending a text saying they're breaking up. Similar to the email breakup where you breakup over email.
She's a bitch! She just broke up with me in a text message. That's so low!
I know man. The Text Message Breakup is the worst.
I know man. The Text Message Breakup is the worst.
by Jack, November 30, 2008