Spineless-small dick-punk-ass-bitch who is forever thereafter referred to as
"Dump-Me-Via-Text" and no longer has a name.
In bed with him on a Saturday morning. He jumps up and leaves after sex. She goes back to sleep and wakes up to a missed phone call; no message and a text message breakup. WTF?!?!
Buy a
Text Message Breakup
mug!
