Hey Colin, getting your girlfriend to give you a Mexican hot bonnet will sort your penis problem right out.
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Jimmy: ‘takes picture posts’
Bob: HELP ME YOU SILLY RATBAG YOU SELFISH COW
I’ve been bonneted
Jimmy: ‘takes picture posts’
Bob: HELP ME YOU SILLY RATBAG YOU SELFISH COW
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That is overrated by BonBon and Ballora. (And mostly by your lil' sis)
Facts:
1. She LOVES BonBon
2. She dislikes Funtime Freddy
3. She is OBSESSED with BonBon
4. Ballora is one of her ☆ß e $t i E$☆
5. Minireenas have for a long time been helping her
6. Officially Failed NNN (w/BonBon)
7. S@ Va g E
8. Bigger mouth than she should have (compared to her size)
9. She wants actually her button booped, not nose. Take a guess why.
10. = you do not want to know.
That is overrated by BonBon and Ballora. (And mostly by your lil' sis)
Facts:
1. She LOVES BonBon
2. She dislikes Funtime Freddy
3. She is OBSESSED with BonBon
4. Ballora is one of her ☆ß e $t i E$☆
5. Minireenas have for a long time been helping her
6. Officially Failed NNN (w/BonBon)
7. S@ Va g E
8. Bigger mouth than she should have (compared to her size)
9. She wants actually her button booped, not nose. Take a guess why.
10. = you do not want to know.
But. Freddy, Bonnet is the only girl in our rase, why would it be illegal to ***k her if she likes me?
(An argue that featured Bonnet and Funtime Freddy)
Ft.Fr: Your mouth is bigger than the comparison of your size
Bonnet: Well, at least my mouth is bigger that your d!ck will ever be~
~~~~~~~-------$!lence-------~~~~~~
(An argue that featured Bonnet and Funtime Freddy)
Ft.Fr: Your mouth is bigger than the comparison of your size
Bonnet: Well, at least my mouth is bigger that your d!ck will ever be~
~~~~~~~-------$!lence-------~~~~~~
by BonBon (guy on Funtime Freddy) November 22, 2021
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a) for a police officer/detective/Sherlock Holmes or anyone along those lines in hot pursuit of either a of a criminal (usually a juvenile delinquent truating or in search of new adventure (unplanned) in the great outdoor wilderness.
b) can also be used as a derogatory term for a couple who have sex outside in public (usually on the bonnet or hood of their own parked car).
NB: my definition a) comes from the fact that some criminals aressted after a foot chase are brought back to the officer's patrol car/van, physically shoved onto the hood and then handcuffed. Also when people get lost in the wilderness while travelling by car, they might sit on the hood/bonnet of their car and think about what to do, sometimes waiting just long enough for an unplanned adventure to come and find them 9like a bear coming out of the wilderness to smell your vehicle). my definition b) refers to the fact that some couples do use the hood/bonnet of their car to have sex in public, think its okay, simply because its their car.
a) for a police officer/detective/Sherlock Holmes or anyone along those lines in hot pursuit of either a of a criminal (usually a juvenile delinquent truating or in search of new adventure (unplanned) in the great outdoor wilderness.
b) can also be used as a derogatory term for a couple who have sex outside in public (usually on the bonnet or hood of their own parked car).
NB: my definition a) comes from the fact that some criminals aressted after a foot chase are brought back to the officer's patrol car/van, physically shoved onto the hood and then handcuffed. Also when people get lost in the wilderness while travelling by car, they might sit on the hood/bonnet of their car and think about what to do, sometimes waiting just long enough for an unplanned adventure to come and find them 9like a bear coming out of the wilderness to smell your vehicle). my definition b) refers to the fact that some couples do use the hood/bonnet of their car to have sex in public, think its okay, simply because its their car.
two police officers in discussion, after one of their fellow officers go off on a foot chase:
officer a): where's my partner Michael?, you seen him?
officer b): i think I saw him on it like a car bonnet, chasing after that hot female teenage delinquent.. (moments later): Tom, here goes the answer to your question, there's Michael (pointing at a car parked some distance away). He is on it like a bonnet, raping that girl, instead of giving her a hefty fine.
officer a) Thanks man, well looks like that girl didn't have the money to pay the fine anyways, so she got what she deserved. Let's just hope she doesn't have a beautiful disaster.
officer a): where's my partner Michael?, you seen him?
officer b): i think I saw him on it like a car bonnet, chasing after that hot female teenage delinquent.. (moments later): Tom, here goes the answer to your question, there's Michael (pointing at a car parked some distance away). He is on it like a bonnet, raping that girl, instead of giving her a hefty fine.
officer a) Thanks man, well looks like that girl didn't have the money to pay the fine anyways, so she got what she deserved. Let's just hope she doesn't have a beautiful disaster.
by Sexydimma February 13, 2012
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