boned

To be heavily under the influence of marijuana. The word is an amalgamation of the conventional terms "baked" and "stoned." Likely a result of a high person getting the two confused.

"Dude, I was so boned that I couldn't shit cause it felt weird."

by peteskeetskeet October 20, 2011

bone

To fire, sack, terminate employment.

Eddy: "When are we going to bone Jessica?"

by Paul Harders July 10, 2006

Bone

Originated from Jacob (Jizzle) of SMS in Southern California on a spontaneous moment. To own beyond belief. Amount of ownage may be measured in hardness with harder than fuck being the most amount of bonage. Also, one who bones can be reffered to as a Boner.

Dude, I freaking boned last night.

I am the greatest boner of all time.

I bone everyone at half-court shots.

by J i z z l e March 2, 2009

Bones

Bones is dirty cash,money

i have about 100 bones what u got on my sack nicca

by Mr.Wicced August 27, 2006

Bones

The most interesting things composed of calcium on this old ass rock. They can be found in chicken wings, a nice ham, or even YOU! You heard that right, YOU have bones.

1: hey, what’s that in your basement?

2: oh.. calcium.
1: Jerry.. are those.. BONES?
2: BILL CLINTON *slurping noises* SICKO *T-poses*

by Dr.Bones April 5, 2019

Bones

1:A Nickname, 2:A Person, 3:What Holds Your Body Together,4:A Bad ass Guy Who Can Do Anything

1:Yo Bones!
2:Yo, you see that guy? Thats Bones!
3:We have bones in our body's.
4:Bones can do anything!

by yo-sap June 15, 2010

boning

sexual intercourse until your penis reaches her bone

dude, last night i was boning this really slutty chick, she was kinda chubby but she sucked good cock

by douchy October 13, 2006