sprinkle blossom

The act of cunnilingus performed while the recipient is taking a massive dump.

The Australian woman will not marry a man, if he will not perform sprinkle blossom on the third week of every month.

by Guilo Gringo July 7, 2023

Peanut Butter Blossom

Named after the Christmas cookie, it is a sexual act in which one inserts one or more Hershey kisses into another persons asshole and proceeds to lick/eat the chocolate out as it melts.

Hey did you hear about jb? He just bought a bag of Hershey kisses for his boyfriend. He wants to try a peanut butter blossom tonight.

by Geraldorivera July 28, 2011

Blossom

The result of one's anus after many a object has vigorously and continually penetrated it. This leads to an anal prolapse, being the falling out of the rectum from ones arsehole. The image of this is similar to that of a flower blossoming

Your mother's arsehole has been abused and penetrated so hard that it has begun to blossom

by Ricardo Del Toro June 18, 2007

turd blossom

1. What George Bush call's "Karl Rove"
2. Suppossedly one who grew up in Texas.

George Bush is a turd blossom himself.

by Me December 19, 2004

Awesome Blossom

The curvature of a woman's breasts as they "blossom" out from a low cut shirt.

Low cut shirt + push up bra = Awesome Blossom
Low cut shirt + bustiere = Awesome Blossom
Low cut shirt + huge breasts = Awesome Blossom

Man, did you see the Awesome Blossoms on Jeniffer Love Hewitt and Pamela Anderson at Elton John's 2006 Oscar Party?

Paris Hilton ain't got no Awesome Blossom.

by Kevin & Dave July 16, 2008

Cunt Blossom

A full blown cunt, at it's max. More than a bitch. Cunt Blossoms never die, or go out of season. Kill them all.

She is such a cock sucking Cunt Blossom.

by jealousyxkills December 11, 2009

whore blossom

1. An unsightly zit or open sore in the genital area or breasts of a woman.

2. The nasty razor rash that appears several days after shaving the vaginal area.

I was at the stripper bar, and this chick on stage was really hot, but then she took off her shorts and she had this nasty Whore Blossom

by Cyberia September 7, 2006