A sample of three total squares of toilet tissue used to break the skin of the water in a toilet to prevent splashback.
Guy A- "I always get water on my ass when I pinch a loaf."
Guy B- "Dude, you have to remember to lay out the "Splashback-blocker."
Guy B- "Dude, you have to remember to lay out the "Splashback-blocker."
by "The Flash" Mulhern January 02, 2009
by B.Weezy February 24, 2004
by jay c June 25, 2004
this is the term commonly used for the guy who is willing to "take one for the team" and hook up with the fat ugly friend that is usually blocking a much hotter and skinnier woman.
fat blockers are usually very non-discriminate and have a lower than average tolerance for alcohol, thus making the fatter ladies appear more attractive.
Every man should have a fat blocking friend.
fat blockers are usually very non-discriminate and have a lower than average tolerance for alcohol, thus making the fatter ladies appear more attractive.
Every man should have a fat blocking friend.
guy 1: "I need a fat blocker before I make my move. Where did Brian go? He's the best fat blocker in town."
by Bill2455 November 04, 2005
by Jocelynclark October 04, 2008
A term popularized by male college students. It can be used after one male asks another if he would like to do something (i.e. grab dinner, go out, etc.) and the other male denies his request. "Bro-blocker" can be substituted with "B-B."
Roommate 1: "Bro, we're all going to fourth meal, wanna go?"
Roommate 2: "Na man, I got stuff to do."
Roommate 1: "Dude, you're such a bro-blocker!"
Roommate 2: "Na man, I got stuff to do."
Roommate 1: "Dude, you're such a bro-blocker!"
by mdwargo March 23, 2009
by Arturo November 24, 2003