blasts

another name for having to take a violent poop

all that peanut butter i ate gave me the blasts

by Brian November 29, 2003

blasted

(Adj) A combination of the words blown and wasted, implying that you have mixed alcohol with cocaine and are fucked up out of your mind.

Dude 1: Dude I just got an eightball of coke, I wish we had some liquor too though.
Dude 2: I know right, then we could get fuckin blasted!!!

by monica lewinskeet May 17, 2006

Blasted

To have cum exerted on you.

Guy: Bitch I just blasted you.
Girl: Oh no it's in my eyes!
(rofl)

by Mrs. D.S. January 31, 2009

blast

(to) shit.
(to blast a dookie)

-to blast a dookie.
-i gotta blast.
-holy fucking shit, she just blasted all over his fucking face!

by peter January 26, 2005

blasting

going fast on a moped without really actually going that fast.

Me: Dude i was blasting cars last night.

You: How fast were you going?

Me: Like 45!

by rod ney February 20, 2011

blasted

blighted, ruined, damned, cursed

When the tornado hit, everything got blasted!

by Anonymous March 18, 2003

Blast-e-Blast

Having a blast while simultaneously getting blasted.
Smoking marijuana while having a good time.

last night me and tim had a blast-e-blast when we climbed up the water tower and smoked a marijuana joint.

by party marty jr. September 14, 2010