Blanchett

When you use your hands to wipe your ass and mildly enjoy it. It also may include wiping your manure on a piece of toast and feeding it to a pet or relative.

Person A: I was out camping and I ran out of toilet paper
Person B: Damn that sucks, did you have to do the Blanchett Method
Person A: yup

by StarBiscuit July 20, 2023

White Blanched Potato

A person who is so pastie white and thinks they can get anyone they desire but in reality, they are ugly and full of themselves. They jack off so much that their dick doesn't work properly but still make it worse every night.

Wow my Ex is such a White Blanched Potato!

by Gay Violet December 16, 2019

Bluncher

Usually resulting from a hang over, this is the one meal that you eat. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

After last nights drinking and sleeping most of the day im in dyer need of some bluncher.

by The Beckys July 13, 2009

Branché

Hipstaa; plugged-in!

Le branché shop at Urban Outfitters and discover their literature section contains all too many books that teach us more terms that mean 'hip'.

by marzgueritte January 6, 2011

Bluncheon

A Luncheon where the participants smoke a "blunt" together that may or may not also feature a meal at some point

"Pay Day's coming up, Bluncheon at my house!"

by Daytona Slim April 11, 2013

Blanch boy

Blanch boys are evil dogs that fight at every party and harass girls on the daily. They are demonic bastards that should be locked in a insane asylum

Girl the reason why his dick is small is cause he’s an evil blanch boy

by Man like joey October 18, 2021

Mrs. Blanchard

The worst person in the entire world you can ever meet, they are very annoying and rude for no reason at all. There looks are terrible they super UGLY oof your gonna have to bleach you eyes once you look at them, and next time you see them make sure you bring some bug spray because there a co-co-rochh ok? Ok you got it?, good.

Mrs. Blanchard is a RAT.

by Jjx235 November 5, 2020