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anne blanche

A stunningly beautiful girl that’s almost too perfect for the word. She brings life into every room and may not know it, but people often think about her. Her beauty makes her irresistible to everyone, and her funny personality will make you laugh on the darkest day. Anne Blanche is the definition of perfect.
I wish i could be an Anne Blanche.
by thelitsavage February 6, 2018
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Blanche monnier

A woman who was imprisoned for 25 years in a bedroom without any sunlight by her own mother for marrying a man who wasn’t rich enough according to her family or something like that.
Firstly, blanche monnier became anorexic. By the time she was rescued by the police after receiving an anonymous tip from an unknown person, she barely weighed 25kg.

Secondly, she wasn’t in the best sanitary or hygiene state. A foul smell permeated the entire attic where she was locked up, resulting from the rotten food and human excrements all around her. The room was so smelly and pungent that the investigators couldn’t spend more time to conduct the needed investigations.

Thirdly, her mental and social state were greatly deteriorated. Being trapped in darkness can cause many effects on one’s mental being and in the end, she was diagnosed with schizophrenia. Having been surrounded by her own excrement, she also developed coprophilia; sexual arousal and pleasure from faeces (yuck!)

Lastly, she was also diagnosed with exhibitionism, resulting from all those years when she was only stark naked on her rudimentary straw bed.
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing November 17, 2025
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Bum Blanched Boomerang

The act of you or your partner getting your assholes blanched and then one of you gets on top of a bedrail, does a belly-faced-down 360 spin, and then your penis entering either the asshole, or the vagina of your partner
Dave: did you here what Tod and Jeremy did last night?
Xacian: No, but do I even want to know?
Dave: Probably not, but anyways Tod did his signature Bum Blanched Boomerang on Jeremy last night!
Xacian: ...You need some professional help, Dave.
by King_rar March 8, 2025
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Blanche the rubber necker

Anyone who nearly breaks their neck to gaze upon the test answers of other people. We call them Blanche the Rubber Necker no matter what their name is because Blanche is such an unnapealing name that they deserve it.
"A, B, D, C, Blanche the rubber necker copied my test answers verbatim! Including the quesiton about the definition of verbatim! How's your mom? Is she good? Good. I know she had that brief fit with bronchitis, that had my worried. What's that? This example is sitll going on? Why haven't they stopped quoting me yet? Did they not get the fucking point? Blanche the rubber necker, it's simple. Go away."
by Sean of old December 28, 2012
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Blanche

Blanche's forehead is big.
by XX-swagderp May 15, 2023
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Blanched

A slang term used in electoral politics when an incumbent officeholder loses their seat by a large margin. The word is named after Blanche Lincoln, a Former United States Senator from Arkansas who served two terms before losing re-election by a 21-point-margin in 2010.
"Did you see the election results in the Alabama Senate Race last night?"

"Yeah dude, Senator Doug Jones got absolutely Blanched! He didn't even get 40 percent of the vote!"
by LyndonBainesJohnson June 28, 2023
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Blanche

SHE IS THE COOLEST PERSON IN THIS WORLD
-Oh look at her! i love her style
-Logic it's a blanche
by Ninalpb December 15, 2019
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