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Directioner

Some one who stands up for what they believe in. Directioners honestly if you get to know them are amazing. Sure we can be crazy and sometimes a little mean, but isnt everyone at one point. I mean everyone always makes fun of us and tells us to shut up they will never meet you. Well guess what do we care no! why? because to some of us there more than just a band there role models, there the five idiots we can look up to. Each one of the boys from one direction has taught each directioner something different.

We dont NEED to know every single thing about them we just do. We dont NEED to spend all that money but we do. And you know why b/c we love them. One direction and all the directioners have honestly changed my life i used to be a wreck i hated my self and i did things that i regret so much b/c now i have to live with it. but those same directioners you call heartless rude and cold and those 5 boys you call gay stupid and worthless i call my saviors. So next time you want to talk crap about them just think how many lives they have changed how many people were like me. And how many people now have a reason to smile! B/c of all those insane crazy people i smile, i have made friends that i will remember forever. WE ARE THE 1D FAMILY!
I don't have an example this is from my life, and millions of other directioners out there
by DirectionerForever March 12, 2013
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directionater

Someone who claims to be a fan of One Direction however they don't like all five guys, doesn't like all their songs and buys tickets and says "I'm not really excited about this concert"
Directionater: OHMYGOSH I LOVE LEWIS AND NEIL, the rest are ugly. Oh and I don't like that song they've done, and that Liam is so uptight!
by fightingenvy December 27, 2013
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bisection

when the perpendicularity of the photosynthesis bisector is ran under the ultra microscopic gamma rays that are induced via the solar panels atoms that reach a high enough state of matter to start the process of antidisestablishment on the microscopically small chip that is bisected via this process.

and to do this you need a good heat source, and one of the bestest heat sources is plasma which is a star based ultra form that bisects and perpendiculares every possible combination of the dissectors, which proves the international theory that there are multiple worm holes that are being bisected via the inducing process.
now basically, you cannot bisect the angle that has been photosynthesised which means that we have to find a new way to run the communism which is one of the chip components that heat up the bisectionally induced megalovania that is ran to do anything you can bisect in one sentence which then runs the ultimate program which is the infamous pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis process
now basically, you cannot bisect the angle in such a way that is forbidden in the realm of the quantum physics in the bisectional world.

this is due to the fact that we are used to using antidisestablishmentarianism in our daily lives of the quantum realm it enhances the probing programic chip and that interludes in lackadaisical fashion which is unpracticed as it doesn't heat up the communism
so when doing this process you must be sure to not ever mess it up
the bisection is the only way to describe how you feel about somebody in their bisectional world of the bisectors in the world of the antidisestablishmentarianism lackadaisical pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
by unsectable November 23, 2019
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belectioner

Someone who loves both One Direction and Just Bieber.
OMG, I'm such a belectioner!
by Ninja belectioner March 19, 2013
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Directionally Retarded

A state beyond directionally challenged. One who is directionally retarded is legitimately useless at navigating anywhere, either by vehicle or by foot. This includes following a navigation system, going to locations they have been to countless times, or even as simple as following someone else's directions who is sitting in the passenger seat of your car. No matter the circumstances, no matter the stakes, one with directional retardation will simply always find a way to fuck it up. This accumulation of wrong turns and missed exits during any voyage means that they are generally always late to everything.
Driver- Ok, what exit do I take?
Passenger- Take exit 4 and then turn right onto cherry street.
Driver (takes exit 5 and then turns left onto Apple street)- Sorry, I'm directionally retarded
by LemonZest June 19, 2016
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direction infection

the best infection in the universe.It is givin by the amazayn band one direction.All directioners have it.
i have the direction infection an i'm proud of it
by love1d94 April 1, 2013
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Directionator

A new One Direction fan that started liking them in March. They don't understand the inside jokes and says mean things about Niall's teeth. They don't understand the concept of Jimmy protesting NO and they like them for their looks.
Girl A- Do you like One Direction?
Girl B- Yes I am the biggest Directionator ever!!
Girl A- NO, Jimmy protested!
Girl B- What?
by feedtherainbow December 15, 2012
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