Berkeley kids who think they're the shit and boost their egos by metaphorically jerking each other off. Deep down, they know they're ivy league rejects.
Jim - "Dude I got into Berkeley."
Bob - "Damn we're like so smart."
Everybody else - "stfu with this Berkeley circle jerk."
Bob - "Damn we're like so smart."
Everybody else - "stfu with this Berkeley circle jerk."
by jimbokimbo March 27, 2020
Get the Berkeley circle jerkmug. he goes by many names, gus, penjamin, chief rizz, and most importantly the berkeley beast.
as the name suggests, he has perfected the art of rizzing berkeley baddies. his pronoun game has been called the miracle on ice, the rumble in the jungle, and andre 3000 if he did not leave the biz.
no one is safe near the berkeley beast. if you are with your girl keep an eye out for the berkeley beast. signs that he is nearby are strong zaza scent and women falling on the ground. if you observe these signs, put a blindfold on your girlfriend and spin her at least 10 times, that way she will be disoriented and confused, improving your odds of fleeing the scene without emotional damage.
DO NOT LEAVE YOUR GIRL UNATTENDED WHEN THE BERKELEY BEAST IS IN THE VICINITY.
as the name suggests, he has perfected the art of rizzing berkeley baddies. his pronoun game has been called the miracle on ice, the rumble in the jungle, and andre 3000 if he did not leave the biz.
no one is safe near the berkeley beast. if you are with your girl keep an eye out for the berkeley beast. signs that he is nearby are strong zaza scent and women falling on the ground. if you observe these signs, put a blindfold on your girlfriend and spin her at least 10 times, that way she will be disoriented and confused, improving your odds of fleeing the scene without emotional damage.
DO NOT LEAVE YOUR GIRL UNATTENDED WHEN THE BERKELEY BEAST IS IN THE VICINITY.
friend: was that your girl i saw near the bathroom?
guy: yeah, she left a minute ago.
friend: are you crazy?! don't you know the berkeley beast is in the house??
guy: the berkeley who...
friend: it's too late now, we should leave.
guy: yeah, she left a minute ago.
friend: are you crazy?! don't you know the berkeley beast is in the house??
guy: the berkeley who...
friend: it's too late now, we should leave.
by Deputy Rizzmas Director November 21, 2023
Get the the berkeley beastmug. by Gibbott September 25, 2023
Get the Berkeley greenmug. The homosexual act of two men from Butte Montana (typically Police Officers) engaging in anal sex. Man #1 spits on the asshole of Man #2 then proceeds to aggressively drill his ass until he finishes. Man #1 will then relieve his bladder inside of Man #2. The volatile mixture of spit, blood, shit, semen, and urine is then released onto the face of Man #1. This maneuver can cause vomiting, burning, blindness, and in some cases death.
by SickMofo_21 July 26, 2024
Get the Berkeley Pitmug. Berkeley is the most amazing friend you will ever meet. She’s beautiful and has a great attitude. You can always trust her. Any boy would be super lucky to have the opportunity to date her. If you have the chance to be friends with a Berkeley take it. You won’t regret it at all.
by Name.bday.dates October 24, 2019
Get the Berkeleymug. A collection of narc parents who base their existence around flaunting their parenting skills while pathologizing teachers and their own children alike. Great read if you want to justify not moving to Berkeley outside price alone.
Did you see that lady totally get up in my space back there? I bet she posts daily on Berkeley Parents Network.
by Someguy018 November 4, 2018
Get the Berkeley Parents Networkmug. Berkeley is the most beautiful amazing friend you will ever meet. She’s so kind hearted and you can always trust her. Any boy would be the luckiest got on earth to have the opportunity to be her lover. If you have the chance to be friends with a Berkeley take it you won’t regret it.
by Name.bday.dates October 24, 2019
Get the Berkeleymug.