Graduates from Beijing University of Post and Telecommunication are welcomed by the best software companies in china.
by zuduge May 30, 2019
Get the Beijing University of Post and Telecommunicationmug. A poached egg that's been pickling in a prostitute's vagina for three weeks, soaking in vaginal fluid and said prostitute's piss after she drank nothing but sake for a month
by Alexfuckingpratt January 30, 2023
Get the Beijing breakfastmug. Chinese slang for capital punishment used in the PRC, i.e. a bullet in the head, also current in underworld in Chinatown, New York in reference to murder by this method.
Source: Detective Jack Yu series by Henry Chang, (Soho Crime, 2006 to present).
Source: Detective Jack Yu series by Henry Chang, (Soho Crime, 2006 to present).
by worst.assassin.ever. May 21, 2018
Get the beijing haircutmug. This is a level 6 legendary sex move. With consent: a man performs anal sex until the woman shits, and then jizzes on the shit. For maximum flavor, he must ejaculate inside of the poop-filled anus. He then uses a clothes iron to "cook" her buns and then proceeds to eat the mixture out of her ass.
P1: "where were you last night?"
P2: "I was making beijing steamed buns with my girl"
P1: "How did it go?"
P2: "I left her ass so red she can't sit down anymore"
P2: "I was making beijing steamed buns with my girl"
P1: "How did it go?"
P2: "I left her ass so red she can't sit down anymore"
by ilovebrawlstars June 13, 2024
Get the beijing steamed bunsmug. The Beijing Obscurantism is a peculiar phenomenon typically experienced by American expats who've lived in China for an extended period of time. Upon their return to the United States, they begin seeing their homeland through the lens of a cultural Da Vinci - observing the ordinary as extraordinary, finding profound meaning in fast food, and perceiving a Walmart aisle as an avant-garde art installation. This overwhelming sense of renaissance often results in a sudden urge to write a series of philosophical treatises about the profundity of reality TV shows and the existential significance of memes.
by TatohSum May 16, 2023
Get the Beijing Obscurantismmug. by Dump truck December 6, 2016
Get the Beijing bondagemug. 