beaverfish

A small aquatic creature, that is half beaver and half fish. Also known as the BEAVERFISH! This furry creature can grow up to 5 feet long and weigh as much as several llamas! The beaverfish usually eats other small aquatic creatures, but usually prefers the green, nutritious fruit, zuchinni. Although, the beaverfish may appear harmless, never enter any waters near them, due to the fact that they are very territorial of their habit, and invasion of their inviroment, can cause serious injury.

It's a bird, it's a plane, NO! It's a beaverfish!

by Dr. Trann September 3, 2010

Beaver McKeever

1)A common phrase for someone who cannot be bothered to try and waits for someone else to come along and do something for them.

2)Someone who emphasizes words by elongating them.

Sarah: "I can't do ittttttttttttt"
Maths Teacher: "Don't worry Sarah I'll do it for you"
James:"You're such a Beaver McKeever"
Sarah:"No I'm notttttttttttttttt"

by stokestokestoke October 28, 2008

eat the beaver

a pussy licker. see muff diver

man, your mums wants to eat the beaver all the time

by Dom(nathansgay) July 14, 2007

beavis and butthead

Best cartoon ever. it proved complete and utter morons could be role models. Then the ultimate evil,MTV, took it off air. at least we still have King of the Hill...

MTV is full of bastard sellouts.

by only$19.99,less s+h December 27, 2003

Beaver Saddle

Any part of the male body that a female can saddle up and ride on..

The girl used my face as a beaver saddle. The old woman was trying to ride on my beaver saddle.

by Shawn Lavery October 9, 2007

Beaver moon

When a woman is trying to moon you, but is bent over so far and dropped her pants lower then necessary therefore showing part of her pussy.

Drunk Nicole showed us a beaver moon last night. It was quite nice.

by UrRealDad November 4, 2017

Beavshak

Is a special type of maine coon-like beast that likes to get wedgies and pats on the nose, purrfers to get high on catnip and fart bad to scare predetors away.
Farts and queefs as part of their mating ritual to attract the other gender with their perticular odur.

Beavshak queefed so loud through his manhole while high on catnip one night the males thought he was a female and tried mate with him.

by Siginutcutter March 15, 2022