Barge

(Verb) To purchase one or several non-essential items for oneself; usually referring to collectibles, toys, or other large scale “treat yo self” style purchases. More often than not, the purchase or purchases are looked at as selfish and irresponsible, normally coinciding with avoidance or non-payment of an important bill or obligation.

(Noun) The phsycial item(s) purchase within your Barge experience.

Established in 2018 by Yes Have Some Podcast.

I saw the new Ghostbusters figures at the comic shop and even though my rent is late and my water is more than likely being shut off tomorrow, I decided to Barge.

by YHSPodcast December 17, 2018

plea bargaining

Snitching to save your own ass

Jim got busted and is plea bargaining to rat me out

by fsdhbshgjfjs December 9, 2007

Beargina

An unkempt vaginal region. The appearance of snarly, nappy hair that protrudes from the sides of a womans panties. Generally in a state of disarray, including sloppy looking labia.

1. Paul: So I walked in on this girl changing backstage and she had a bunch of hair hanging out of her underwear. It was disgusting.

Eric: Oh, she had a beargina.

2. Joe: I had a slumpbuster last night she had a big beargina, so I just spacedocked it.

Ben: Get shit on dude!

by Monster Boxx September 7, 2007

bargain bling

jewelry that is inexpensive; usually made with rhinestones or crystals instead of real diamonds, but is worn to appear so. An imitation or knockoff of a genuine piece sold at a much cheaper retail price.

She thinks her boyfriend bought her a real diamond for her engagement ring, but that's total bargain bling.

by Corazon "Baby C" De Jesus December 28, 2007

garbage barge

A sexual undertaking very similar to the act of "motorboating" a woman's breasts. However, the "boating", if you will, occurs in the anal region of the recipient (male or female).

Dude#1: Hey man! Did you see the way Stacy was walking this morning?

Dude#2: Yeah. She looked like she took a belt sander to the ass.

Dude#1; Yeah man! Thats cause I gave her the ole Garbage Barge.

by My penis is August 4, 2007

Bargasm

An inexplicable and deafening outburst of simulateous girlish shrieks experienced at a pub. Commonly witnessed during bachelorette parties.

Mark suffered a heart-stopping scare when a booth of women next to him errupted in a bargasm over seemingly nothing.

by IrishLaddy May 7, 2009

professional bargainer

In retail, a customer who feels they are absolved, for whatever reason, from paying the full retail, or even sale price, of an item. They are ruthlessly aggressive, cutthroat, and Grade-A social bottomfeeders, of the lowest order. Often they will use every lie or excuse in the book, in order to garnish themselves a deal. They will claim a product is damaged, when it is not. They will claim to be family of staff, when they are not. Females will attempt to use sexual charm, while males prefer verbal aggression, to try and break down a salesperson. Easily spotted. Often found standing in the middle of the store, yelling at the top of their lungs, and making an ass of themselves.

"If that 'professional bargainer' makes a purchase from you, make sure you hit him up with the hidden 'PAIN IN MY ASS' tax. He has it coming to him!"

by D. Gould January 13, 2006