Intra-continental ballistic football

A football that is launched from the arm of Brett Favre that travels from one continent to another.

Brett just threw an Intra-continental ballistic football from Green Bay to Afghanistan. Osama got hit in the junk.

by Ade Goudreau October 9, 2007

ballistico

interjection: used to indicate that a situation may cause someone to go ballistic, postal, or otherwise angry beyond all reason. Usually used in a light-hearted manner; saying it when someone is actually about to go ballistic could be the last straw for that person. The term can also be used by magicians, particularly those who specialize in pyrotechnics.

mart: mr. scheckter was so pissed off at you that he was turning red and shaking like a bowl of jello.
bart: yeah, good thing the bell rang, or he would have gone ballistico on me.

The Amazing Kargol:.......and now we add the final ingredient and *blast* "BALLISTICO"
Janet: why, that's amazing, Kargol!!

by earpuller December 28, 2005

The Bayliss

The Bayliss is a position used to achieve optimum comfort. To perform "The Bayliss" is simple, just slouch slightly in your chair, lean back, place both hands behind your head and thats all there is to it.

"Hey look at Jack doing 'The Bayliss'

by Cairney May 11, 2009

Ballistics Tracker

An OP device which tracks the perfect position to shoot for a headshot in Phantom Forces, people lose friends because they use this and get called noob.

"Do you use the Ballistics Tracker"
"Yeah, I get many headshots"
"Your such a noob"

by Echo9898 October 14, 2018

ballistics

1.) acting rampant mad/violent within the heat of an argument or a quandary

2.) doing exceptionally well in a tense situation, in the sense of going crazy.

1s.) Take a look at that fight at McDonalds, he's going ballistics!

2s.) Just took the math final that I busted my ass for, I was going ballistics.

by stivodivo March 9, 2019

Baylining

When a sailboat is sailing with its fenders overboard, this is "baylining".

How embarrassing, that J24 is baylining. Pull your fenders in!

by EVK4 February 9, 2009

BALListic insurance

Recognizing the responsibility of having children is so costly that you decide to freeze your testicles to make sure that accidents don't happen.

Testicles are frozen for later use.

"Holy Smokes, did you see Juli's son took a crap on her porch?... Her husband should have had some BALListic insurance."

by zoogi0 May 7, 2009