brady bunch

a family that is so seemingly unrealistically perfect that it's sickening

I heard they actually discuss their problems at the dinner table - they're like the freakin' Brady Bunch!

by sweetblood November 2, 2005

banchou

A gangster in school or other community, greatly respected or feared by other people. Makes a lot of trouble to teachers and such.

Milla: What did The Bacnhou do this time? :o
Makke: She broke all the windows from chemistry class room.. With a baseball bat.. She was pissed of by..
(Banchou comes by)
Milla: ..Ba-ba-banchou..I mean Mary, we-we-we weren't talking shit about you behind you'r back or anything..(Augh!)
Mary The Banchou: Don't call me banchou in public like this..

by sartsa October 12, 2008

brunch humper

someone who only likes to have sex in the daytime

Henry: I am so horny
Kelly: but it's 4 am you little moonspider. Go to bed you know I'm more of a brunch humper
Henry: I know.Trust me. I know

by provider44 January 15, 2010

Brunch Body

As opposed to the summer toned and cut Beach Body, a Brunch Body is characterized by stage 3 muffin tops, an incipient FUPA, thic arms and legs, a trendy fitness membership that they never use, incessant talk about and consumption of mimosas, a disposition toward cat ownership, and total lack of judgment about when and where yoga pants are appropriate. Usually refers to a female body, but not always. The phase between skinny fat and fat.

Britney used to be hot, but after hitting the single 30s professional track she’s gotten a serious Brunch Body.

by millenilols June 16, 2019

Dirty brunching

The act of getting "dirty" in the morning via sexual activity, not showering, and fulfilling the subsequent desire for breakfast afterwards; usually late in the morning due to morning activities.

"Got plans tomorrow, darling?"
"Nothing in particular."
"Perfect, want to dirty brunch?"
"Oh, you dog--you know I do..."

"How was your morning?"
"It was swell, the Mrs. and I went dirty brunching and picked up a couple items at Lowes."

by Jack O'Reidy August 26, 2013

mexican brunch

A brunch in which you may not play footsie with fellow patrons.

Hey! This is a Mexican Brunch, we don’t play footsie here!

by Bcpseudonym August 2, 2020

Bruncher

n. The first meal you eat when you have not had any food (or meals) the whole day until dinner time.
Derived from Breakfast+lunch+dinner.

I woke up at 3pm today and had my Bruncher at around 6.

Hey, I've been so busy today that I didn't have time to eat, wanna grab Bruncher with me?

by princess crys October 17, 2008