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Battycrease

He’s such a battycrease!
Brandon is the batty crease
by Dreadheadelea October 13, 2022
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Battycise

The practise of exercising one’s gluteus maximus (also known as a ‘Batty’ in patois slang, hence Battycise) in tightly fitting jogpants, mainly worn by attractive & nubile young gym bunnies, wishing to replicate the Kim Kardashian-like booty, to obtain more social media followers.
This evening’s gym class will focus on Battycise. Expect to feel like you’re been kicked in the ass by a premiership footballer tomorrow.

That lady is pumping some mean Battycise today.

That Battycise is affecting my exercise routine today.
by Hiezenborg November 28, 2022
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Battycreek

The rear-end of an obese person.

When the depth of one's battycrease crosses a certain threshold, it becomes formally known as a battycreek. Not to be confused with Battle Creek in Michigan, USA, which is also in close proximity to a shit hole.
Jesus H. Christ! Look at the battycreek on that lard-arse!
by jamchap December 3, 2023
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Pattycakes

Homosexual hair stylist who pretends to like you but then messes your hair up on purpose. Thinks he can turn straight guys gay. Loves to play dress up and thinks the TV is talking to him.
Pattycakes gave me bangs without my permission.
by Sunnybrella17 May 11, 2025
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Pattycakes

Homosexual hair stylist who pretends to like you but then messes your hair up on purpose. Thinks he can turn straight guys gay. Loves to play dress up and thinks the TV is talking to him.
Omg, Pattycakes just gave me bangs.

No pattycakes, you can't trim my rim.
Quit hitting on my boyfriend pattycakes.
by Sunnybrella17 May 11, 2025
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columbian pattycake

When you shit on a person's chest or tits then proceed to jizz and spit into it, smear it around and thoroughly mix the mixture. Using the batter, form small cakes with a diameter of four to six inches.
Bake, and enjoy by crumbling and inserting anally.
Phil: "How was Jen last night?"
Dave: "We made Columbian Pattycakes.:
Phli: "Nasty... Why am I friends with you?!"
Dave: "I dunno man, I dunno.
by TeddyBearGuru97 January 30, 2016
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Aggressive pattycake

A term interchangable with the word, "evil," that allows you to bypass the spiritual matrix's built in cancel culture for any communication that uses the word, "evil."
Don't put Satan in hell, he was just guilty of aggressive pattycake.
by sector97grepresentative July 19, 2024
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