Base Zero

The step even before first base, holding a someones hand.

Forget first base, I haven't even reached base zero with Sarah!

by Anonymouz Bob September 12, 2010

basedsplaining

When a sigma male explains simple concepts to a sheltered beta male.

Sigma dad basedsplaining: "show them how wrong they are how pointless it is. That they can be apart of something bigger... or die"
*Weak beta son retorts*
Based sigma dad: "You wana die for this planet? FINE! Whats 17 more years. I can always start again.. make another kid

by Sugmadeck July 12, 2021

Missionary 5th base

Just like missionary position but just anal sex with the man in top.

Anal sex without doggie style, missionary 5th base.

by Good ole boy01 May 9, 2019

Based Department

A term used to signify that a given individual is exceptionally based, generally in the form of an allusion implying that the person in question would be best hired by a potential department composed of equally based employees.

- I'm a blue cheese enthusiast.
- Hello, Based Department?

by Jalapeño October 22, 2020

baseball player

Hot guys with nice assess

Girl 1: who has the best ass
Girl 2: every baseball player

by playaplaya99 March 31, 2015

internet based new religious movement

A religion, recent in origin, that has been created using the internet as its primary means of expression and communication.

The Jedi Knight religion and Matrixism are two prime examples of internet based new religious movements.

by testeroni July 25, 2006

11th Base

Having Sex in the 11th dimension.

Usually involves Supergravity and M-theory. This results in having sex with your lover of choice, then ending up with your grandmother 46 years ago, then in a different galaxy, and finally you inexplicably become a tentacle monster that, for some reason, looks like a deviation of George W. Bush.

As you drift into eternity, screaming every known and unknown language, you question why you bothered to look past 4th base. You become insane.

Then you Die.

...In other words, a fun time. =D

I went to 11th base with Jenn last night.

ןoן ¿¡ʎɐs noʎ pıp ʇɐɥʍ 'ǝpnp ʞɔnɟ!!!!?!!

...What?

by Intoxicable April 23, 2011