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Garbage-barge Politician

The act of waking up each day, gathering armloads of random information, disregarding all context surrounding the gathered muck, grabbing one's Huck Finn stick, hopping onto a floating device on which the garbage has been piled, pushing off out into the lake, picking up each item, and screaming about it. Meanwhile, the people on the banks only really hear the seagulls.
Bystander 1: "Uh-oh, Garbage Barge Greene's on the float again. I wonder what random act of ignorance she's going to shout about today."

Bystander 2: "It's the nature of a garbage-barge politician, Garbage gonna barge."

Also can apply to the act of politicking, as in "Garbage Barge Politics"
by Heinous Realist August 18, 2023
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Barg

To put others down or call off their humor or jokes in random occasion
Oh that joke was not it
“Stop barging me”
by yiaFlirkin March 9, 2025
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kelsey barge

Kelsey barge is an amazing girl a Kelsey barge has large breasts and a huge butt and usually amazing in bed go bed yourself a Kelsey
by Teddy bear Conor January 21, 2018
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Barge Bohump

A goofy guy, usually ugly, who you hang out with sometimes just because you know him from somewhere, like school or work, have similar interests, and can't seem to exclude him without being particularly mean or hateful.
Man, Barge Bohump came over last night and wouldn't leave till we smoked all his weed.
by wichita November 9, 2007
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highway barge

A specific class of land yacht that pertains to American made vehicles made between the 1970's through the 1980's defined by there large square bodies and low horsepower engines. However with spacious cabins and adequate fuel milage makes them excellent long distance vehicles.
Did you hear? My neighbor bought an 84 Cadillac DeVille. It only has the v6 so it's a real Highway Barge!
by NobodyKnowsThatGuy March 12, 2017
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Barge

A boat great for carrying things, roughly the size of Gaston from Beauty and The Beast.
I’m roughly the size of a barge!” -Gaston
by Arfghtr May 1, 2020
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Barg Yarg Inard

when a young jit pulls up speaking a different lingo and he aint richard smoove wit it cuzzo ong
Girl: wanna sex
Boy: barg yarg inard my brotha
Girl: I wish you died in '84
by ilikeminors May 1, 2022
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