Barbossagasm

The feeling most crazed Pirates of the Caribbean/Barbossa fangirls experience when listening to the last twenty seconds of 'Hello Beastie' from the Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest soundtrack.

"Oh my God! *Barbossagasm!*"

by Starpossum December 6, 2006

a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire

a means of descibing something horrendously ugly or disgusting.

"Woo, she's uglier than a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire."

by Ariluto April 30, 2006

barcoding

When you've been drinking a little too much and alternate between being blacked out and drunk but able to remember things. Similar to "browning out" or "greying out," but better and more accurate.

"Dude, I totally barcoded last night. I don't remember how I got to the bar, but I remember dancing on the table there."
"Yeah I could totally tell you were barcoding"

by mars and soph November 10, 2019

Barbed Wire

When a man proceeds to cross his index finger and his middle finger together adn his pinky and ring finger together, and places is index and middle into a girls vagina and ths index and pinky in the anas. then u move it up and down and left and rigt

dude u know John? he gives a sick barbed wire, his girlfriend told me

by k-trizzle May 12, 2006

Barbed Vagina

A vagina belonging to only the most wicked of women. This vagina contains barbs inside of it, allowing penetration, but once the penis attempts to pull out, the barbs tear and scratch it.

Kathy's barbed vagina shreds men's penises.

She is such a bitch that she must have a barbed vagina.

by L.T. Evans December 18, 2008

Barbed Wire

The great tasting beer of QLD, XXXX . Gets its name as the four X's looks like a barbed wire.

"G'day mate get us a barbed wire will ya"
"No worries mate, gold or bitter?"
"Red heavy mate I'm charging!"

by Kryzz July 24, 2013

barbed surprise

When prior to sexual intercourse (more often non-consensual then consensual)a man wraps his man meat in barbed or razor wire.

This inflicts massive damage to the orfices that the perpetrator decides to defile with his god rod.

"My penis hurts so much after I gave Joseph a barbed surprise...but it was worth it."

by Argonak April 15, 2008