bazooka

A girl with a phat ass.

Shake dat bazooka bottom---CCB

by Brittanny May 4, 2005

bazooka

1. A goofy musical instrument played by Bob Burns in Spike Jones' orchestra in the 1940s.

2. A small anti-tank rocket launcher from World War II, named after Bob Burns' instrument.

Bob Burns played Bazooka for John Scott Trotter and Spike Jones.

GI Joe blasted the Kraut tank with his bazooka.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

Potato Bazooka

A sexual act in which a male forces his testicles into a woman's vagina, and after a countdown, punches the woman's stomach forcefully, causing his balls to rocket out at break-neck speed.

"Dude, I totally shot Karen with a potato bazooka yesterday. She's still picking my pubes out of her!"

by FolegAlmighty February 22, 2010

Bazooka fish

Huge cock that will smack you; usually larger than 10in

OMG that guy has a Bazooka fish
-Yea I know, it bulges out like crazy

by Bazookaowner October 6, 2011

balooka

what you call a guy who is more attractive than the rest of his geek friends, but still can't find a girl because he's too busy playing Dungeons and Dragons

Balooka, how was the fantasy role playing last night?

by femmebott February 4, 2010

bazooka joe

When a guy ejaculates waaayyyy too early... before he even lays his hands on the girl

She was looking fine, and then BOOM, Bazooka Joe, he finished before they even started

by onthisday December 20, 2004

Bazooka Joe

The phrase sometimes yelled by a male during a sexual act where he is ejaculates onto the female's chest.

Furthermore: the stated male should be called Bazooka Joe for the remainder of his life

Sally: hey Denise! how was your night last night?
Denise: preety good, except for one thing...
Sally: what was it?
Denise: well this guy yelled BAZOOKA JOE! when he came on my chest
Sally: Cool!

by SJ Smith March 2, 2008