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Bananas

1. A popular fruit, yellow and long. Easily bruised. Homophobes might not eat one if there is another man in the room.

2. A word that Gwen Stefani is proud to know how to spell.
1. "Eww.. my bananas all bruised"
2. "B-A-N-A-N-A-S"
by Something like that September 16, 2005
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shit is bananas

crazy, things aint goin yo way,
also to describe a situation.
Yo girl broke up with you for now reason man shit is bananas.
also u can put any word in for shit
ex.
dude is bananas
bitch be bananas
moms is actin bananas
by DRAMA-ZONE 6 May 3, 2008
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bananas up

A phrase common in the gay community to mean that one is publicly interested in anonymous sex. It refers to the practice of one turning ones banana bunch curved upward in the shopping cart at the grocery store. This practice means that the "cart pusher" is looking to get his "cart pushed."
While Grant was at the store simply shopping for strudel, he was quickly distracted when he saw that Brandon had gone bananas up.
by meatlocker January 13, 2011
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Bananalism

WHEN A FUCKING BANANA EATS ANOTHER FUCKING BANANA.
I JUST COMMITED BANANALISM

BITCH YOURE A CUCUMBER

SHIT!
by BANANAKINGGGGGG February 18, 2018
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packing bananas

The act of attempting to do something that has no chance of success. Everyone knows that packing a banana for lunch, trip, car drive sounds like a good idea, but is impossible to accomplish without it getting bruised, brown and damaged, even if it's never touched.

The act of doing something completely hopeless.
Steve was trying to make his wife happy but he was just packing bananas. Everyone knows wives are never happy.

Joe: "Dude. You think she'll give me a blow job?"
Chet: "You're packing bananas."
by DudeChet April 19, 2011
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Daniel's Bananas

A phrase coined by a banker named Daniel who had to purchase a large number of bananas. He guesstimated the number of bananas he needed to reach a certain amount of money and was right on, to the penny.

This phrase is now used to express anything that happens to come out exactly right. ie: Grabbing a random number of stamps and having the exact number you need for your envelopes.

It is used on its own as an exclamation of your excitement.
"Daniel's bananas!! I had just the right number of stamps for my envelopes!"
by abudobby July 11, 2019
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