Poop Balancing

Poop Balancing is a fine art. It involves trying to balance your poop vertically like a little tower as you take a shit. The balancer is NOT limited to a specific surface. The beatiful thing about poop balancing is that it can be performed both indoor and outdoor at your leisure.

Betty: Eric why are there towers of poop all over the countertops and living room floor!

Eric: I am poop balancing sweetheart....

by iHateWindstream May 9, 2018

bonce balancing

balancing random objects on the head

hey there was some serious bonce balancing going on last night

by sangus June 6, 2018

The Balance Between Good and Evil

Basically what life is all about. No one is truly good and no one is truly evil. People may be black and white emotionally but we're all really grey because we have good and bad in all of us.

However, this doesn't mean that one should actually strive to be evil. We're all imperfect so we're bound to make mistakes sometimes, but what's most important is that we learn from them and prevent ever doing them again.

The yin and the yang pretty much describes the balance between good and evil.

by CelticEagle February 12, 2019

askar bawang

1. An army of onions. 2. Malaysian Cybertroopers. 3. Malaysian Netizen. 4. Malaysian care citizen.

Askar Bawang is the most powerfull cybertroopers from Malaysia.

by Rejimen Askar Bawang Malaysia March 18, 2019

One Legged Phone Balance

When you finish busting a nut, and you have to reach behind you for tissues, and you have to balance your phone on your legs.

Person One: How much skill do you have

Person Two: I pulled a One Legged Phone Balance after busting a nut

Person One: Impressive

by Old Douchebag July 12, 2018

Fair and Balanced

A term used by Team Fortress 2 players after getting killed by a random critical hit

-Fucking crits
-Fair and Balanced M8

by Pomada October 14, 2018

losing my balance

Feeling some type of way for him/her

Yo bro. This girl got me losing my balance. I’d do anything for her

by GBizzle$ December 14, 2020