BAF

*Broke As Fuck

The act of having no money because:

1. you dont gatta job

2. your a loser that still lives with his parents

3. you got parent that dont give a shit about you having money

4. when you ask your parents you need money they say "heres a free 'get a job card'

im dumb ass hungry.......but i cant eat because im BAF

Person 1: Is James going to the game this weekend?

Person 2: Fuck no that nigga is BAF he cant even afford water

by ecallaw-t September 15, 2010

baf

boring as fuck

today was baf.

by i’m the best ever April 13, 2023

Faf Baf and Daf

These three acronyms can literally mean anything. Fresh as fuck Bad as fuck dope as fuck ….

This new fit is faf baf and daf.

by Scrambles904 July 18, 2022

Baf

A Baf is short for a "Best Ass Friend". Someone who is an ass, but you still love them to death. Ideally someone of the opposite sex. Adding the "ass" in there is also a way of saying you really love that person. Flirty.

"Hey Stella, nice haircut!"

"Thanks Baf!"

by DestineeLane May 27, 2009

BAF

Bae as fuck. When someone is so hot you literally cant. Or when someone comes through for you.

"did you see him in last night's game? Damn"

"Yeah, plus he gave me answers to our homework, he's BAF"

by imakeyougizz September 7, 2014

BAF

Bitch as fuck. Typically meaning that someone is being a bitch, like, A LOT.

#weinventedthishun

mannn this gurl being BAF. about me stealing her bf like fer real.

by Wacky drama queen June 3, 2018

BAF

Big Ass Forehead

Person 1: wow did you see him? He had a baf!
Person 2: well that’s rude

by lilgermankiwi December 11, 2021