geo bachelor

A married military member separated from their spouse, often for the length of their tour.

Rodger is a Geo Bachelor while he's stationed in Hawaii and his wife is back home.

by TheGirlNextDoor808 October 13, 2013

Bachelor Salad

A Salad-on-a-budget that requires no plate to eat! A Bachelor Salad is created by lopping the top 2-3 inches of a head of lettuce off, creating a handy bowl. Simply pour the dressing of your choice into the "bowl," and chow-down.

See also Ramen Budget

My girlfriend is outta town, and there's naught but lettuce to eat. Bachelor Salad and Beer it is!

by icabod May 10, 2004

bachunkachunk

Having a badonkadonk, but the entire body is thick and curvy. Can also mean "built for comfort, not built for speed". A bachunkachunk is not necessarily a bad thing depending on perception of the beholder.

Anna Nichole Smith was a bachunkachunk before TrimSpa.

by Backinblack January 5, 2006

The Bachocalypse

The Mad Max-style wasteland that will become of the United States of America after the presidency of Michele Bachmann.

Lone Wanderer:"Two days ago, I saw a vehicle that would haul that tanker. You want to get out of here? You talk to me."

Everyone else: "Goddamnit things were better before the Bachocalypse"

by The Ultimate Hustler January 26, 2011

bachelor basket

Smaller shopping baskets placed in stacks near the carts in grocery stores. Useful for picking up only a few items. Usually used by single shoppers on their occasional decision to eat in.

"Hey check out the guy with the bachelor basket stocking it with the Hot Pockets.."

by H47 January 16, 2009

Bachem

alternative for saying son.

Others: did u get the joke man?

You: yeah bachem

by escme July 16, 2009

bachelor pad

A house or apartment where two single men or more reside, where frequent parties, drinking and sex is usally involved.

Tom enjoys his new bachelor pad, last night he got two sexy blondes to cum over!

by Eyiad January 15, 2007