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space burrito

Magic mushrooms wrapped inside a rainbow fruit rollup in order to be consumed.
Tyler and I just ate some space burritos, see you on the other side.
by hotsource November 2, 2014
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Richard Burnish

A Richard Burnish is when you and your friends gather in a circle and see who can fist each other the hardest. It is often described as a sexual act but can be done in places such as CMMA.
ROLAND: Hey Jake, how about we call Leroy over and the three of us do a Richard Burnish?
JAKE: That's a great idea Roland!
by Richard_Burnish_Memes July 23, 2021
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Zesty Cheeto Burrito

It's when you are eating cheetos and you get all of the fake cheese substance on your fingers. Then you start to jerk it with your cheesy fingers. Once you sploog everywhere, you rub those cheesy fingers in the puddle of cum then you proceed to suck the cheesy cum off of your fingers.
I just did the zesty cheeto burrito last night and my hands still smell like cum and fake cheese
by Dwhitts1683 March 21, 2017
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Five Dollar Burrito

1) A giant burrito including some kind of meat (carnitas, carne asada, al pastor, barbacoa, pollo, etc.), rice, beans (black or pinto), cheese, sour cream, salsa, pico de gallo, avacado or guacamole, and a cucumber slice, a lime slice, and a radish on the side.

2) An item that is used to describe or compare with a well endowed woman. An amazon woman can be described as being thicker than a 'five dollar burrito'.
1) Speaking to a waiter/waitress that knows little English, while pointing at the menu,

"I'll have the five dollar burrito, carnitas, con todo. And un Modelo Especial."

2) Two construction workers eating lunch in a work van in front of a convenience store, when one of the workers spots a hottie that is five foot ten, 145 lbs, with large breasts, a small waist, wide hips and a round ass, and long, long legs,

John: Dude, check that out! She is thicker than a five dollar burrito! ... Seems like she gave me a ride home from the bar one night...

Bob: That's my mom, fucker!

John: That's right, she gave me a ride home from your house. She damn near broke me!

Bob: Shut up!

John: Move out of your mom's basement!
by t_doffing August 11, 2009
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Burrito

When you roll yourself in a think blanket/comforter to the point where you make yourself look like a burrito.
Tonight I am going Burrito and watch some Netflix tonight.
by UbERmaN3221 November 4, 2015
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Borris Johnson

by exleyyyy June 5, 2020
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couch burrito

A person wrapped in a blanket on a couch. The blanket can be rolled around the body in the manner of a tortilla.
There is a large couch burrito in my living room, snoring
by giselle January 22, 2011
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