Blumpkin

Where A girl Gives a guy A blowjob while he's on the toilet taking a shit

i was on the toilet and aussie gave me a Blumpkin

by Jacquelyn-renee carol sabo November 27, 2012

blumpkin

when in the persuit of taking a shit a girl gives you head while ur are taking care of business on the toilet.

after that huge dinner the other night, i got a blumpkin and guess what? there was an island comin outta the wataaaa

by phillies finest April 6, 2008

Blumpkin

the act of thinking or having an idea.

"i dont have a blumpkin of what we are going to do today."

by dayrissa April 21, 2009

blumpkin

giving a guy a blow job while he is taking a dump then after the girl puts her face in the toilet while the man cums on her butt

eww you gave him a blumpkin

by meeshell October 30, 2007

blumpkin

recieving oral while taking A crap.

Man gets home from work feels A movement, goes in to the john to relieve himself when woman comes in to give him a blumpkin.

by Straightliner April 22, 2008

blumpkin

when a guy is taking a shit and girl is on her knee's giving him some becky!

come give me a blumpkin

by liltootie24 August 6, 2009

blumpkin

A person who doesn't know if they are coming or going.

That ditzy girl is such a blumpkin

by jenclem February 19, 2011