Birds Nest 

When a homosexual ejaculates onto or into his partners beard that is at least 3 to 4 inches long, making it resemble a well lived in nest that is covered in bird shit.

Dude after leaving pride fest that hipsters beard looked like a birds nest.

Birds Nest by VVvvvvvvvvvvvcvjccRogerjoh June 27, 2017

Birds of shame 

The first birds you hear chirping after staying up all night doing cocaine.

Max and I split an eight ball and stayed up until we heard the birds of shame at sunrise.

Birds of shame by Afipsycho June 21, 2021

birds milk 

When you milk a bird and you need to use tweezers to extract the sweet goodness because birds nipples are quite small (and tasty!)
CAUTION: BIRD DRIES OUT AFTER A GLASS (approx. 8 0z.)

Wow, I just milked my bird. And now I have good nutricious birds milk! time to make some bird cheese! thanks paulie!!

birds milk by Ayrad Lehcar September 3, 2007

birds nest 

A sexual act or favor when one shaves off his/her or their partner's pubic hair, stuffs the pubes into the mouth of their partner and then proceeds to defecate on top of the pubes...thus simulating a bird or if you will, a "turds" nest.

So my boyfriend Miles loves it when I will up his mouth by performing a birds nest with him and his mother DeeDee.

birds nest by Dirty Dodson March 2, 2008

Birds Nest 

The act of one plucking pubes from his/her pubic region and placing them neatly around the toilet seat creating what appears to be a "Birds Nest". Urine is often used to fuse the pubic hairs to the seat.

I left a Birds Nest for the next guy in line at yankee Stadium.

Birds Nest by Dienasty May 4, 2009

Birds Nest 

a sexual act when the male takes his balls and wraps them around the female partners hair; as to look like a birds nest with two little eggs, tweet tweet!!!!!

early in the morning my girl awoke to find my balls nestled softly in a nest of hair....her hair...I gave her a Birds Nest.......TWEET TWEET!!!!!

Birds Nest by Mr. Trout 2 June 20, 2006

birds eye viewing 

When your wanking off someone while looking at there japs eye and it starts to wink at you before it chucks it’s lumpy custard at your cranium.

She had birds eye viewing of me blow my load all over her.

birds eye viewing by Lord Gannet V March 16, 2020