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benis

something a person smokes that is either a dildo or a real penis
"Hey Jerry, wanna smoke some benis after school?"
"No David, I'm not gay"
by Yung Cannoli February 27, 2017
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Beningus

Alternate spelling for biningus.
Plural form: Beningi or Biningi

It's just you know, beningus. May be used for anything and everything. Often used as a euphemism for sexually explicit terms.
My beningus is tingly.
That tickles my beningus.
Do you smell that? Smells like a beningus!
Thank you from the very bottom of my beningus.
May the beningus be with you.
by Jennifer of GLOF fame February 26, 2008
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Benidorm Breakfast

A Benidorm Breakfast is a way to describe what party goers generally eat/drink the morning after the night before.

Benidorm is the usual haunt for English beer monsters to relax and unwind, and normally drink from 9am - 9pm

A Benidorm Breakfast generally consists of the following:

Warm flat beer that has been left over night or in fact cold beer that was liberated from the fridge.

Cold Pizza, Chinese, Indian meal or more commonly in the UK Kebab.

This phrase is used the world over but is more commonly used in Shrewsbury and can be considered a Shrewsburyism
Rob: Hey Jo we better clear these empty bottles and pizza boxes away.

Jo: Whats the hurry?

Rob: My parents are coming over and I dont want them thinking we've just had a Benidorm Breakfast
by Robert Leigh Adams October 28, 2007
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Benit

If you benit...tip the Uber handsomely..
by mdizzleshizzle December 30, 2019
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benign cysters

A set of sisters who are not life threatening, yet no one wants one, or even to look at one. They are annoying as shit. And they are gross. …so gross.
My ex wife and her sister are like a cancer that doesn’t kill you. But they won’t leave you alone for the rest of your life. And the are gross. … they are so, … very gross.

The are the most perfect benign cysters.
by tr¡d January 7, 2023
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Benihana Blast

Oddly common by-product of eating at a Benihana restaurant. Manifests itself in explosive diharrea within two hours of consumption. Not sure if it results from the salad dressing or the fried onions.
We ate at Benhana last night. As usual, I had a Benihana Blast, the moment I got home.
by The Clance-Man August 30, 2008
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benin

a very poor west african country. a former portuguese and later french colony. a bright spot in africa over the last few years, as its economy is growing (although not substantually) and it's actually becoming a true democracy. the most interesting fact about it to most people is its shape.
by Ben E. Hama January 31, 2007
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