Boat lick

When the imposter is sussy

I think blue is gonna go hit that boat lick

by Nice72963 March 23, 2021

boatmeal

Not just your average oatmeal. Oatmeal, but with the sense of being whisked away on an exotic cruise.

Derek: I fancy an oaty snack, but oatmeal just doesn't hit the spot.

Jason: Well then, how about some boatmeal?

Derek: HELL, yeah!

*They dance*

by boatmeallover January 13, 2011

Swamp Boating

When one person inserts his/her face between the butt cheeks of another person and vigorously shakes their head from side to side. Like motor boating, but in the ass.

I was hungry and she was horny. We were both satisfied after a hearty session of swamp boating.

by Wally The Wonder Lama May 26, 2011

Dream Boat

A really attractive and awesome guy who makes you feel like you’re the only girl in the world

Josh Jones is a complete ‘dream boat’

by Megmcc September 15, 2018

I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF

Said when something is sawed in half, for example, an atom or a child. Wait... OH SHIT

John: I sawed this boat in half!
Phil Swift: I SAWED THIS ATOM IN HALF!

*distant explosion*

by BOT1games April 20, 2019

Garbage Boat

Woman of such strikingly low caliber collaborating with hotties leading her to believe she transcended her social and physical postion within society. In most cases the girls are friends, yet she feeds off the power of the pack in order to justify her bitchy, loathing attitude toward potential suitors.

We figured the girls we'd been talking to wanted to go home with us when the garbage boat showed up, requested free drinks and informed her friends we were poor choices on the night.

by Toosh August 1, 2007

shithouse door on a tuna boat

1. What a blind and deaf man could be led to believe about his exact location if he were in a strip club, sitting front row of a raised platform or stage, with a fully naked woman performing upon it.

2. complete and utter bullshit event; clusterfuck; SNAFU; con or snow job; dog and pony show; mailing it in, et al.

"Say, did you watch President Bush's State Of The Union Address last night?"

"Yeah, I did, even despite his 30% approval rating and lame duck status."

"Wha'd'ja think?"

"Man, content wise, ain't nuthin' but a shithouse door on a tuna boat!"

by Pard Padre January 29, 2008