Fumbled form of "bastards" first used in the 1984 film "Johnny Dangerously" by the character Roman Moroni, who had a mishandle of English obscenities.
"You fargin sneaky bastages. I'm gonna take your dwork. I'm gonna nail it to the wall. I'm gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder. I'm gonna cut off your arms. I'm gonna shove 'em up your icehole. Dirty son-a-ma-batches!"
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Bubbles: Fuck ya boys, I better go and get my Green Bastard costume!
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by benormous April 30, 2006
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Get the Ugly Bastard mug.The word for a certain type of bullet, usually given to someone as it is a main dish in many Italian dishes. Usually used in a form of criticizing someone about their cooking.
"I wouldn't strain the pasta, that would remove some of the bastio in the process that we need for later which gives a nice aftertaste to the pasta. I've got a bastio for you."
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When Bàstien loves you, he loves you from the bottom of his heart. Bàstien will love and care for you in the most genuine and sincere way, and anything he says will melt your heart.
He is generally fit, although he may think otherwise. Bàstien can be self-conscious about his body, even though he's absolutely perfect. He blushes very easily, and is incredibly sensitive, both physically and emotionally.
Because he aims to make others happy, he'll do whatever he can to please you when you mean a lot to him. He is very affectionate to the people he loves. He always tries to make time for who he cares about most, regardless of how busy his schedule is. Even when he doesn't like someone, he'll try to be nice to them anyways because he doesn't like to hurt people (unless they really hurt him). He is easy to get along with, and is always there if you need someone to talk to.
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