bap

The 'bap' is like the 'crack' i.e. what is going on at the present time. Use in affectionate questions to be pandered about between friends.

Q: 'What's the bap? Much bap going on? Any significant bap on the horizon?'

A: 'Considerable bappage is going down...'

by anonymoosh April 22, 2006

Bap

To masturbate,to rub it, to whack it.

After she rejected me I was so horny I had to BAP OFF to some porn.

by Persianjade78 September 25, 2009

BAP

Blonde and proud.
Usually used to define a moment when a blonde does something so stupidly funny that you release your boals, spit milk out your nose or pull a muscle from laughter.

JB. "Dude were you at that party yesterday, Stacy got wrecked and woke up on a plane with a newly adopted mongolian baby called hoe-chi-mein."
PK. "Man, what a bap"
JB."I know"

by Judge Fuj June 11, 2009

bap

When having anal sex, smack your girl on the back of the head just before you cum. She clinches all her muscles and it makes for a great orgasm. The smack is bap.

She likes to bap.

by Mitchjbm February 5, 2004

bap

to steal from another nigga

borrowin with no means of return

by young_star July 17, 2003

bap

to fall and hit the ground, usually in a comical manner.

"shoniqua tried to ride my skateboard, and she bapped hella hard.

by olsonatrix November 27, 2006

Bap

B.A.P.

Bad Ass Person or Bad As Possible

Not like Bad Ass,This describes something as Lame,Boring,Unpleasant or anything that displeases you.

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At School
Farris> Why are we going to the auditorium?
Ian> That "Drugs are bad" assembly is today
Farris> Shit, Thats so bap

by F.F.P June 12, 2007