bail extortion

That point toward the beginning of the criminal injustice loop when money is essentially extorted from folks who must pay the piper for a chance to go home.

Once again I’m going through the process of bail extortion so I’ll need you to mortgage your house again, Mama.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 26, 2019

Bailie

The funny, pretty, nice, smart girl that everyone loves and no one hates has many friends and loves them with all her heart.

Bailie is the most honest and truthfull girl I ever met.

by Attractivekey30 February 8, 2015

bailee

bailees are amazing friends if you find one don’t let her go because she’s amazing and beautiful and loyal and best friends she’s good at everything and her legs and whole body is drop dead gorgeous she’s just the most beautiful perfect girl in the world of friends keep your bailees!!!!!

i wish i had a bailee!!

by whhahdknbshsban June 27, 2018

Christian Bail

To skip church on Sunday

David: Hey did you see Jeffrey at church yesterday?
Jeremiah: No, he performed a Christian Bail

by lockenload23 March 11, 2017

Nail and Bail

When a guy has sex with a girl and leaves and/or dumps her afterwards.

also called a Hit and Run

Jessica: Are going out with Tyler again?
Lauren: No! I can't believe the jerk Nail and Bailed on me!

by yanxxx May 25, 2009

Bailable

An event that can be cancelled last minute and deemed socially or professionally acceptable.

e.g. Dinner plans with a good friend

“Hey can you please write in my calendar that event I'm going to is bailable”

“Ugh I had such a crappy day at the office. Thank god Patrick and I have bailable plans."

"My Saturday plans with Chris are bailable, so keep me posted about your party ."

by Mel L May 5, 2017

baelachaung

to be salty and pesky

to insult in a tasteful but respectful manner

to throw shade at someone

to be sassy

That bitchy ex of mine just baelachaunged me. He's spreading fake news
Don't slut shame, you will get baelachaunged

by Burmemes September 4, 2018