B.F.M.I.

Brute Force and Massive Ignorance: The state pursued by a person who has lost all semblance of working through a problem with logic and ingenuity.

I don't think that suitcase will close. Well, if you can't arrange it so it will close properly, use B.F.M.I. (i.e., jam it until it works)!

by Kgill August 23, 2005

b.f.e.i.t.w.w.

bestest friend ever in the whole world

you are my b.f.e.i.t.w.w.

by edgfrgrth November 8, 2010

B.F.

(noun) - acronym for 'Bitch Fit'; a ruckus raised, usually upon receival of bad news, or in the event of a situation perceived as unfair and unjust; can occur without cause, most commonly in menstruating females.

She threw a B.F. when she found out that her cellphone company raised their rates without notifying her.

by Krissy Kreme September 24, 2005

B.F.R.

Abbreviation used in Rope Rescue and Rock Climbing to describe a substantial anchor point.

Literal abbreviation is "Big Fucking Rock"

Tie off to that B.F.R. and lower the rope down.

by Westley E December 5, 2007

J.B.F.

Just Been Fucked.

Looking in the mirror she noticed she had bad J.B.F. hair. Rough!!!

by B Rizzle the great October 16, 2008

B.F.D

An abbreviation for Big Fucking Dick. Can also be used in text messaging and instant messaging.

Jenny is at the movies with her new boyfriend and they start playing with eachother in the dark. He pulls out his Johnson and after playtime is over she texts her best friend Joanna the following "Wow. Like OMG my new guy I met at the bar, the tall one named mark has like a B.F.D. It is like that big"

by Ozman121094 February 6, 2010

B.F.B.

Big fat bastard. A way to insult fatties without them knowing.

"Hey look at that B.F.B.!"

by The Murf September 29, 2005