Arselander

When a man ejaculates on another man's arse then rubs his face in it , this is thought to have originated in a Retirement Home in Sunderland , North East England

Bobby : Im gonna Arselander you....

by Kerry Katona June 18, 2009

Axcel

Being an incredibly annoying troll who always knows exactly what to say to royally piss you off.

"Dude, stop being a fucking Axcel."

by Lasheh April 5, 2010

nikki ansell

the word used to describe 'an attractive bitch'

"daaaaaaayum girl, check out the nikki ansell over there!"

"man, thats a fine nikki ansell, at 3'oclock!"

"mmm id tap that nikki ansell anydaay"

by yeaaaahhhh July 4, 2009

asselfunkel

similar to a dingleberry, an assfunkel is a slang term referring to vestigial remnants of feces attached to the ass, butt hole hair, and/or butt crack. They are often the result of not wiping well enough after crapping or not wiping at all. In most western cultures asselfunkels are considered a symbol of poor hygiene and are in bad taste....very bad taste.

Bob: Hey Tom, what's that on your ass? did you sit on a box of raisins or something?

Tom: Ooops! It's just a cluster of asselfunkels! Got any toilet paper?

by carionboy March 24, 2010

asseline

Vaseline derived from a homos ass

john loves to lather his abs up with asseline

by hung wang chung April 4, 2017

Aksel Cupello

Aksel Cupello is a very special person. He is annoying, sweet, generous and kind. He is also known as “the Tintin guy” in the city.

Hey Aksel Cupello, i fucked your mom

by Mr.Kitty72 April 20, 2021

axel

Axel Mård usually has a large cock that he uses to initiate a nuclear bomb launch over sweden. Axel has an incredibly Giga Chad body and face especially face tho. Axels penis becomes very hard when he sees a jojo or a chapter of one-piece is waiting for him.

Oh hello, Axel your penis is growing and becoming hard, when will you watch those episodes of One-piece?

Hello, I didn't think anyone would notice my giant juicy cock today so thank you very much. Oh yeah I'm actually gonna jerk off to some one-piece later today at like three pm.

Goodbye sexy Axel😁

by mr.bean 2.0 April 21, 2023